Recent reviews by JesterofNios

The Fallout New Vegas Cycle
-Spend double the play time modding and testing it
-Tell myself I won't do the Yes Man line
-Get half way to New Vegas
-Quit because of some random crash I can't explain.
-Do it all again in a few months.

10/10 Best physical embodiment of that question "Do you know what the definition of insanity is?"

Victory for Super Earth.

Rock and Stone Forever.

Its ok

Anime

The level of salt over the smallest changes and even some of the major ones makes a guy wonder if any of you can even call yourselfs fans. Gonna start by saying that I love all the fallout games produced by bethseda including this one, I have hundreds of hours logged in both PC and console versions of these games. So let me ask you guys something before you start throwing chunks of salt rock at me, why would bethesda re-release the same ♥♥♥♥ they made years an HD tune up? From the negative reviews it seems everyone just wanted Fallout 3 again, or New Vegas.

"But Jester Fallout 3 and New Vegas were great games why wouldn't they want to do that!!!1!!11!" -Person who hates F4
Well, first off, Fallout 3's story was boring, you were literally a lost boy/girl looking for daddy who wanted to turn on a machine to clean some water, water mind you that had a natural source and was moving. If you don't know much about radiation I don't blame you for not understanding why thats a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid story line.
"But you could be a bad guy, with a karma meter to boot that told how much of a badass you were!"
You know that doesn't make any sense right? Good and evil is speculative and subjective, why is it bad karma to steal from people who maim and kill others for fun? Why do I have a meter in my pip-boy for how "Evil" I am when it only affects 1/100000th of my gameplay.
"BUT the main character is just a dad looking for his son thats what you HAVE to play as!"
♥♥♥♥ no you don't, I threw my wedding ring away and went off to murder ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and I did. Fallout New vegas stated that you were a courior, you had a preset past with preset details about your character YOU COULD NOT CHANGE IN ANY WAY. How is t hat any different then this one story point of being a dad, and looking for your kid? How is it any different then looking for a man who shot you and a piece of platnium? Its not aobut what the story tells you you are, its about how you as a player set the journey for that character.
"BUT THE STORY ONLY HAS TWO ENDINGS!"
I'm sorry, what ending? You make a choice at the end of the main quest then continue on your marry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way, there is no end to this game, there is an end to the main quest however. UNLIKE THE OTHER TWO GAMES.
"The graphics suck!"
Higher quality then Fo3 and New Vegas. What did you want? Future graphics that don't exsist yet?
"The Dialouge wheel is a piece of ♥♥♥♥ as well as the voiced protaganist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
I wouldn't know, cause theres this thing called the audio options where I can just turn his/her voice off and subtitles on.
"The Dialouge wheel is stupid!"
I agree with you rapid angry internet fanboy.
"Your just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call of duty fanboy who like the new gunplay, and has no actual interest in the lore, the story, the dialouge or even the personality of the npcs in this game or its world."
You know, I hear this so often when someone defends a game that isn't actually terrible but not what a niche amout of people wanted. No, my liking of other games does not in fact mean I have blindly removed my ability to see a ♥♥♥♥ game when it crops up. This game is fun, I enjoy it, so I will defend it from the salt throwing trolls that have lined up to take shots at it because their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flipping their ♥♥♥♥ over godamn dialouge wheels.
"They took the RP out of RPG! NO MORE SKILLS -foams at the mouth-"
Yeah bout that, in fallout 3 it was possible to max out every stat by level 20, making your character a juggernaut who could not be stopped outside of the player's own attempts to stop the character from being said jauggernaut. There was a point where I couldn't even leave the level up screen because I had unallocated skill points left. New Vegas was actually worse, you could get max stats earlier with both educated and skilled selected. RPing a character means a whole lot more then having specific stats, and I like this perk system, it makes me feel like my choices mean more then they used to with my plus 5 to skill perk.
"But the hype was so high! They uplayed this game way to much and its such a let down!"
Well, no ♥♥♥♥ they hyped this game up, its one of their flagship titles, for ♥♥♥♥'s sake do you remember the skyrim hype only to die after the third patch that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over AMD card users? That ♥♥♥♥ is still broke for some people. Hype is as high as you let it get, I was hyped for this but even I held my judgement until I saw the final product. People who feel tricked because of "Hype" only have themselves to blame. And yes and director, CEO, or PR person is going to over exagerate the ♥♥♥♥ out of every little detail to get those PR points.
"BUT ITS NOT LIKE FALLOUT # OR NEW VEGAS AT ALL CHANGE HAS HAPPENED AND I DON'T LIKE IT."
Game evolution is a thing, over time games change and reformat. New Vegas wasn't exactly like Fallout 3, but you don't see people flipping tables over that, Fallout 3 was NOTHING like its orginal peice or its sequel. As hard as it is to accept at times things change, whether you like the change or hate it you shouldn't allow the fear of the change to block your ability to have fun in a new game. I mean ♥♥♥♥ I hate shooters, but I love this game.


Are you allowed to be dissapointed in this game and hate it? Absolutely, are you allowed ot post your opinion on this game and leave only engative comments about how much this game has ruined your entire life because it isn't exactly what you wanted and how you wanted it? Of course its the internet and free speech is still a thing. However, little words of adivce for those who stuck through the review, if you spend your whole time hyped over a game without knowing anything about it and are dissapointed that the game isn't exactly what you wanted, your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron because of course it never was gonna be exactly what you wanted.