Recent reviews by GoonMaster

Never play this game, the game-play loop is just nauseatingly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not fun, you want to know what you'll be doing in this game? your answer is that you're gonna fighting someone and either A. You're gonna get killed by a third party using a maul or Zweihandler, or B. you're gonna get absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by someone who insists on using feints every time you fight them.
Save yourself the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aneurysms of losing brain cells when playing this game.
Honourable mentions for most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapons include:
1. Zweihandler, you hit enemies on Mars but doesn't happen when you use it
2. Maul, you can one shot people, have fun being whacked for the fourth time in the past minute by a midget using this weapon
3. Bow/Crossbow, have fun chasing down that archer that insists on hitting you while your having a fight, have even more fun not ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ killing him

its gud

its ok i guess

If i had to recommend starbound to anyone it would be people who like sandbox games with rpg elements, which is a strange combination; but in the case of starbound its a mesh that works; if your looking for a game to play a good few times then put down for a while and always want to play but not feel like playing, try starbound... you never know you might like it.

Not bad overall but is a little glitchy and buggy at times about half a year ago it was a buggy mess with balancing issues but now its fine and there are actual good cosmetics still buggy and glitchy

It's alright