Recent reviews by Jeepster Commando

I got my wisdom teeth pulled, and this game made me laugh for the first time since.

10/10 would travel to Oregon killing everything in my path again

Man, this game was so much fun on the old Xbox 360. Too bad the community died and the game was hacked to death. I saw it on sale, and I decided to buy it. It turns out that the game is even better on PC than it was on console. I'll split this review into 3 subsections: Single player, Multiplayer, and Zombies.

SINGLE PLAYER:
The campaign to this game is awesome. It will make you orgasm. Sure, the graphics might be dated, but they've actually aged fairly well. However, these are not the focus here. My main concern is with the action and the story, and this game delivers. There is so much variety, and this creates many memorable scenarios. Raiding Japanese bunkers with the M2 flamethrower, mowing down banzai scouts with the Browning, sniping Germans in Stalingrad Enemy at the Gates style, shooting down Zeros and kamikaze pilots are just a few of the epic actions you will do. The character development and story is great, as almost every character has some depth. Reznov is a simple man, turned savage by the horrors of war. Chernov is a pacifist, unwillingly sucked into the global conflict. Polonsky is an innocent young man, fighting for what he believes is right. This is my favorite single player campaign of all time, and for that I rank this part a solid 10/10.

Multiplayer:
While still facing some issues, the multiplayer here is actually more balanced and safer from hackers than it ever was on console. This is probably because the game was released back when Activision cared about PC, the presence of actual servers, and the PunkBuster software. The MP40 is no longer an unstoppable beast. I actually see every weapon in the game being used when I play. On console, it was all just STG44, MP40, and Springfield. Granted, the perks could use adjustment, and the explosive spam can be a pain, but it is still exciting and solid multiplayer. I grant it an 8/10.

Zombies:
This is my favorite iteration of Zombies. I really don't care much for the whole "find the secret easter egg using the magic gun so you can find more obscure details of this insane plot" nonsense the new Call of Duty games have. This is just straight up, no nonsense zombies. I love this arcadey style. It's not something that can be endlessly binged upon, but that's what the devs were originally going for. It was supposed to be something special, somthing you could play for an hour or two, get the best guns and survive for as long as possible. Also, there are literally thousands of custom zombies maps online that you can plaay, so if you're into the infinite depth and replayability, have at it. I give this 9/10.

In conclusion, I give this game a solid 9/10. It's not perfect, but it's a fine game, and well worth the money. I already have 15 hours, and I guarantee I'll be coming back for more.

10/10 would make ♥♥♥♥ shaped monsters again.



In all seriousness, despite not living up to what was promised by Will Wright, it's still a fun game.

I had a lot of fun playing the game, but I now keep getting an error that says "No Steam User," and it won't let me play the game. I then looked at their tips and found solutions online. I've tried everything: making sure Steam is running, restarting Steam, deleting the files they told me, verifying the integrity of the game cache, and even deleting and reinstalling the game. None of those worked. So, untill they release a fix or something, I'm not going to play the game.






BTW, even if they release a fix, I might not come back. The community is trash. It's all nine year olds who scream into the mic and obsess over Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale.

PROS:
+Pretty art style
+Easy to learn
+Helpful tutorial
+Similar to Hearthstone
+Going to be F2P soon

CONS:
-AI is kind of stupid
-Not exactly challenging
-Somewhat repetitive

Conclusion:
While this game may have its downsides, it's cheap and will be going F2P soon. I would recommend picking it up.

>Be me
>Hunting in Africa
>Come face to face with a lion
>Shoot him in the head
>"Not a deadly shot"
>Lion charges and kills me
>10/10 would die to strange hitboxes again

>be me
>decide to play game as Canada
>initiate my policies
>fast foward two terms
>unemployment almost a thing of the past
>no environmental problems whatsoever
>congratulated for following Kyoto agreements to solve global warming
>Canada is the healthiest it has ever been
>press "next turn"
>I've been assassinated
>a mercenary hired by a secret capitalist network has quicksoped me with a high tech sniper rifle
>10/10 would be Bernie Sanders only to be killed by the uber rich again

It keeps crashing whenever I try to join a match.

It's like Smash Bros but without Nintendo characters and it's on PC