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This may sound like im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you but I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Google it if you want. Essentially i dont get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So i need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons.

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♥♥♥♥ off you swedish midget

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

SKINSnoSKILL

este gajo e haker -rep

Midgets are the definition of hell.

Midgets are closer to hell

+1 rep
I made him cry- the little so called "migdet" girl made big giant Jay cry. B)

de nada =)

Obrigado Alex pela receita. empre tive curiusidade de saber como cozinhar churros

Como este perfil não tem nada de interessante vou ensinar-vos a fazer churros:

Ingredientes:
200g de farinha de trigo sem fermento
250 ml de água
50g de manteiga
1 casquinha de limão
Sal q.b.
3 ovos
Óleo para fritar
Açúcar para polvilhar
Canela para polvilhar
Preparação:
1. Num tacho leve ao lume a água.
Tempere com umas pedrinhas de sal.
Junte a casca de limão e a manteiga.
Deixe ferver.
2. Logo que comece a ferver, retire a casca de limão e adicione a farinha.
Mexa até descolar do tacho.
Coloque a massa numa tigela e deixe arrefecer um pouco.

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Here you go sir.
PLS COME AGAIN <3!!!

You midget lil ♥♥♥♥♥

Ayy lmao exx deeeee

Hah, I make you cry? Hah, fkin Nerd.

Ok im done :P

Ma K word

Ma M word

Mah A word

Ma N word *fistpump*

I love you Kat. I killed a cat for you

Do not worry, my friend. It is just mere banter!

Why must you hurt my feelings like this? ;-;

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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW

yeeee ikrrrrr

I knoow, he smells too

ikr, kat

What a ♥♥♥

CARREGA BENFICA #35 JA CÁ CANTA

ya'll ♥♥♥♥

ye jay, ♥♥♥

♥♥♥ jay

Ur the ♥♥♥ u Escona poop

fgt

KITTY MAGIC
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SEND THIS TO A FRIEND WHO NEEDS TO STOP BEING A SCRUB

weirdo

♥♥♥♥ off ya midget

HHAHAHA I MAKE YOU CRI
SWEEEET <3
(Jk mwah #nohomo)

Ly <33

João

YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Frida

♥♥♥♥♥

<3

+rep if he unboxes 3 knives he gives me one

-rep stupid

You dry ♥♥♥♥