+rep cheater blatantly gets Impostor every round

-rep cheater blatantly aim hacking

Jayce‎ [DEAD]: ♥♥♥

THERE GOES MY HERO

wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦

mr whitley (fuccboi) 18 May, 2017 @ 5:03pm
Jayce: ITS DINNER TIME
Jayce: WE GOT MARLON ON THE MENU

Your profile has been visited by mama rat

signed Friendly without toxicity

gg aussieman

"I'm on a gaming hiatus" - Jayce

Recent Activity 26.4 hours past 2 weeks

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Chicken wing 🍗Chicken wing
Hotdog 🌭 and Bologna 🤖
Chicken 🍗 and Macaroni
Chillin 🧊🍦❄With my homie

Tales from the Rat Archives

Excerpt from Chapter 6 - Rats at War


In a fight against a roided bouncer, the Great Rat King Marlon would undoubtedly lose; likely with a broken nose and a black eye due to a vegan diet that causes his body and bones to bruise and break exceptionally easily.

However, at one point in the battle it is extremely probable that Marlon will be able to sink or graze his rat teeth into the bouncer's arm or leg, thereby injecting a toxic venom that has accumulated in the rat's mouth over years of not brushing his teeth or cleaning his mouth.

A couple days later the bouncer will inevitably succumb to the rat venom pumping through his veins, knowing full well he had won the battle but lost the war, to none other than Rat King Marlon, The Rot Tooth. 🐭👑

like the way you play. Can you teach me playing in same lobby please? I can pay in skins or knives for the lessons. Add me on my main if you can

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I can give my Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth for all of your csgo graffities and cases (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

good player mike sorry im noob chill

Braphog

A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.

"My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!"

@back19June

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adios

Marlon's stuff to do this summer:
- Get a job and make some money (X)
- Go to the gym (X)
- Play 107 hours of video games in 2 weeks (✓)

mfw jayce unfriends me :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( guess i dont have enough crypto to keep up with this big dog now

"I'm on a gaming hiatus" - Jayce

Recent Activity 26.4 hours past 2 weeks

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+ repppp

Apollo 18: BCH Edition (Chris Welburn) 10 hours ago
Marlon: me and duthie have done a lot of things
Marlon: stuff we aren't proud of

This is not true, I do not associate with this criminal.

The Virgin Jayce:

shoots teammates in pubg when commands are not followed
shoots teammates in tarkov, losing over 400k in gear combined
doesn't eat frozen oranges
only 1 monitor
has still yet to realise the teamkilling potential of Marlon
uses chinese phones
tall (lower longevity)
doesn't even golf with chris, let alone his father

The Chad Marlon:

executes people (when warned) who hurt him in both cs AND pubg
Top 2000 AU at the height of his pubg career
superior running ability
has a bow and arrow
doesn't have to work to survive
infinite knowledge of the cryptocurrency markets tells him to GTFO of them
golfs with chris' dad

The Virgin Marlon :

buys early access games and gets scammed
researches garbage like pubg cases and still misses buying them when they go up
won't answer the door when someone knocks and pretends he isn't home
orders $30 bubble tea with uber eats (not comped)
goes to uni only 1 day a week
job at coles was sniped by a ♥♥♥♥
has to listen to neighbour's dog bark all day
mg1 playing 3000 hours of cs
drops unit 2 hours after midsem

The Chad Ruben:

marketing genius
on the cutting edge of copycat chinese tech
superior dutch genes
owns car with roof racks
goes to the melbourne cup and bets huge because he's rich af
always wins civ matches
has a job
jawline like the crimson chin

i WILL Always love u ♥♥♥♥

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/app/730/discussions/0/312265327165399850/

Jayce: now suck me soldier ;)

Marlon: jayce is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throwing

Jayce: but your not giving me a choise

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34 hrs on record
last played on 18 May
Wallpaper Engine

Jayce: ITS DINNER TIME
Jayce: WE GOT MARLON ON THE MENU

L1, L2, R1, R2, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, L1, L2, R1, R2, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT

Oh no! Marlon's rats have broken free and are on the loose!

6:43 PM - DesolateChris: I'm so heterosexual that I'll let this entire rugby team ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to prove that I won't get hard.

11:35 AM - Marlon: you wanna experience something cool i figured out
11:36 AM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥: ye k
11:36 AM - Marlon: have this song ready to go
11:36 AM - Marlon: https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
11:36 AM - Marlon: http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
11:36 AM - Marlon: play this chicago police thing
11:36 AM - Marlon: same time
11:37 AM - ♥♥♥♥♥♥: lol

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i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about jayce. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

"Heh, I'll show who's the real cuck here"
*pulls down poster at uni*
"Fear me cucks"

- Marlon

10:51 PM - FlowerPotMF: ♥♥♥♥ uou ♥♥♥♥♥♥

10:42 PM - FlowerPotMF: please
10:42 PM - FlowerPotMF: i'll suck your dicvk

"Wait 10 minutes for me to warm up" - Marlon "Supreme by the end of the year" "MGE" Fresher

"I don't play 9 hours of Arma 3 a day, only 7 and a half!" - Mork

ESEA hacked, 1.5 million records leaked after alleged failed extortion attempt

"ESEA is so much better than MM, u should get it :^)" - merle

~ Canada until Jan

4:34 PM - FlowerPotMF: we getting lem le games
4:34 PM - FlowerPotMF: so warmup
4:34 PM - FlowerPotMF: rank up today boi

4:46 PM - Marilyn Freshour: why did marlon go offline
4:46 PM - Nerve: he rq
4:46 PM - Marilyn Freshour: lmfao
4:46 PM - Nerve: hes a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ child
4:46 PM - Marilyn Freshour: for what
4:46 PM - Nerve: like the mind of an infant
4:46 PM - Nerve: i dno
4:46 PM - Nerve: he didnt get kills