Recent reviews by jakeometer

This is one of the games you dream about but would never actually conceive of making. They've made the iconic Nokia game 3D, with cartoony physics....and it looks like there's a gun now? Crazy, worth it.

It's not something you play, it's an experience. You walk through an abandoned building with the narrator giving you a choice of actions and might make sarcastic remarks depending on if you follow the path he says. You don't really "do" anything but you'll replay it multiple times just to see what happens.

Crazy game. Like Starship Troopers, but Japanese. Absurd mindless fun.

Liked this better than the sequel. It's got a lot of iconic parts. I like the lab environment better than the industrial settings which you find in every video game ever. Some head scratching puzzles and the portal idea felt revolutionary at the time.

Brilliant game. Tracks are crazy like Scalextric and good graphics. The custom made tracks are even crazier. You might find yourself restarting the race (in single player mode) hundreds of times chasing that perfect score. Setting "official" times on the online leader board (from what I remember) can only be done every like 4 minutes or something which is annoying because you only have a limited time to have your go. But I like it, I like getting the fastest times.

Absolutely brilliant game. Well worth the play if you like action/adventure or "zombie" games. Love the environments, especial the village in the first chunk of the game. Always a little something different to do. Great unlockable and a tempting new game + mode. Will return for the DLC and to replay with my upgrades. For me it's relieving that it's almost a "corridor shooter" with some mild exploration and going back on yourself. Sometimes you don't want to have to think too hard about what to do. Great graphics as well.

I'm playing this because I am too tight at the moment to buy the sequel. It's fun running n gunning n chainswording the Orks. Controls are a little odd but it is an old game now. It's funny how normal the Ork enemies sound so when they speak in combat you forget that they aren't on your side. I'd buy it cheap because I'm betting the sequel is better. Never played a 40K game so it's interesting seeing how the Space Marines are worshipped and how...."zealot" they are towards the enemy?

Fantastic combat, great graphics, engaging story, very moreish, keeps you moving.

This is "The floor is lava" mixed with Fast and the Furious/Marvel/James Bond/Die Hard. A simple idea of jumping from truck to truck but then *drama" happens.

I like the brick by brick nature of building the walls and castles, allows you to feel like you have built it yourself. The tutorial ended a little abruptly (don't think it covered combat). It's a bit clunky and needs some polish but for a fun little indie ish game it's good.