Recent reviews by JΛDΞRSXD

Friends ask me to play
Made a new world
Dug to Hell
Jumped down the hole
Die
Ask bro to put clouds at the bottom
He says no
Jumped down the hole again
Die
I'm mad
Ask him again
5 minutes later
Jump down
Die
Asked other bro put clouds down
I jump down
I am safe at last
Guy I asked first is pissed and leaves
Log off play my own world
Didn't know what I was doing
Found the wiki
Fought bosses
Beat the game
Opened a chest
It was a trap
Died

10/10 would die again!

day time comes: pickpocket the whole city
night time comes: go gambling with the boys
(drugs sold 0)
10/10 game

Bitta fun for at least 5 mins

Quincy said "Nothing gets past my bow" Something did. 0/10

i got a story
you drop in a town
you get a wingman
you kill your self because
no one uses the wing man

I AM LEVEL 10 NOW! 6/11/2023

I AM GLOBAL NOW! 20/4/2022

---{ Graphics }---
☐ Minecraft with RTX on
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☑ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Skyrim
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☑ Mehhhhh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ TeamFortress 2 Pyro
☐ Easy
☐ Fun Challenge
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Hard to learn / Impossible to master
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
☑ Earning money in GTA 5

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying (Network issues)
☑ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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