Dude got arrested for grand larceny only stealing XXS socks from Walmart, they're like 2 dollars man what the hell....

Wafflestomper at heart. Flew too close to the sun and fell through too.

All those times you shoplifted XXS socks from Walmart finally caught up to you. #felonytheft #2yearsinjail

Hantavirus patient zero, terrible way to go.

Gone too soon. #homofomo

Apollo 13 victim :( RIP JACK!

Taken from us too soon.

Heard back from the morgue... Killed by soy overdose.... RIP JACKOFF!!!

Hopefully they send someone to return him soon

RIP JACK-OFF, 2004-2025!!! BEAT IT TO THE MOON AND NEVER CAME BACK!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!

+rep skilled beyond measure, add me, please

gone and forgotten o7

This man keeps DMing me asking to play dress to impress. I said no, but he won't take no for an answer regarding Roblox. He is serious about farming stars to play in Master servers. He is also tryhard and has presaved faces and hex codes.

Stop trying to jerk my horse.

Hi Jacksoff, thank you for your generous donation of $500 to the Goth BBW E-dating Official Discord server! I have given you your requested role of "FUPA Luvr <3" in hot pink. Unfortunately, we had to deny your request of adding a "jelq-friendly" channel, as it was deemed too explicit. Also, we haven't seen you chat in the last twelve hours, and we've been worried about your health, as usually you don't go more than 30 minutes without posting a message in the #bbw channel. We hope to see you again soon!

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quit jerking bro

this guy LOVES "big hairy men"
please approach with EXTREME and DIRE caution.
he would LOVE to kiss your "big hairy men"
protect your "big hairy men" at ALL COSTS!

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cat + stomp on keyboard = discord overlay mvp

-rep Shot my dog :(

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You also smell REALLY really bad. Please take a shower at some point.

-rep Quite the narcissist. He often tries to message me regarding his supposed massive biceps and the women he "pulls" because of them. I know not to believe him, though, as he finds enjoyment in certain "activities," Namely sending me strange pictures of "effeminate rituals" and "femcel summoning circles" that he conducts on a weekly basis on top of his lack of sympathy for anyone of a differing gender than his. I think there is good in his heart, but I have many doubts. I would suggest anyone visiting his profile avoid him at all costs, you will be sent pictures of his effeminate rituals on an hourly basis, sometimes multiple times in an hour.

truther right here

+rep best killer main out there. :)

♥♥♥♥ YOU JOHN TOBACCO

jacked my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment

Hey, are you a gamer girl? You don't see those around anymore, I'M GLAD. I LOVE the golden era where gamer girls were NOT REAL! You're a rare sight nowadays THANKFULLY. We should NOT play some Phasmophobia, it's a really scary ghost game, but I'm pretty experienced, I'll KILL YOU lol. Don't take that as flirting, just trying to HARASS YOU.! We should NOT teamspeak sometimes (I don't use discord, it's too popular haha, I like underground things), you seem really DUMB! I meant SMELLY! haha.

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This guy just asked me if I would do something strange for a piece of change.

I am his mother. You have no right to speak to me that way. I will be contacting Steam support and your account will be suspended promptly. Find God.

Oh you're some guy that sucks his ♥♥♥♥ a lot. Stop stalking his page lmao

crack ♥♥♥♥♥ detected, can't handle jacksoff's pure skill.

Your just mad because Jacksoff is better at the game then you. I know he did tunnel you, and instead won in a duel of fate. You lost because you're a loser at heart. Grow up.

Tunnels at 5 gens and with a dc. I've never seen such lack of skill from a killer in a game before

your knee caps are gone tomorrow, buddy. slugging like that...

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Dead by Daylight with. After your "slugging for 4k" match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly though, i await your reply, please contact me at "solitudeaaa@hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

+rep I love you Spirit mommy <3

Don't let him fool you, it isn't just a bad haircut.

+rep they love tater tot hotdish

follow through with my name shawty

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i guarantee i gotcha!

i'm SO clumsy UwU I really didn't mean to drop shack pallet at 5 gens when the killer wasn't around like that, the noise of the skill check and then the generator exploding really gave me quite the startle yknow? :3 I just got really scared and i'm SOWWY don't be mad at me 🥺 I'm just a bunny feng who's new to dead by daylight, I'm in need of a big, strong man to teach me how to loop pallets and rub totems.. 👉👈 o-oh? you have.. 6,495 hours? i-in dbd?? you're legacy too? OMG you must be so good at this game :3 so like.. you wanna teach me to be good at dbd? 🥺👉👈maybe 1 on 1 lessons? omg UwU we can loop the killer together and show em who's boss >:3 it'd be SO cool, what do you think? I can also put your name in my steam/discord bio with a lot of hearts around it and the date of our first lesson together HEHE just 2 let everyone know you're teaching me how to play dbd 🥰 did you wanna start tonight?UwU :33 O-oh? I'll be the survivor? O-okay *readies up shyly* UwU

-rep has a stupid name

+rep maurice party

+rep cool huntress man