(The Nerd takes out a cartridge that looks like a piece of bread from the Nintoaster, throws it away, and puts in "Punch-Out!!" and plays it.) The Nerd: It's a Nintoaster. And yes, it works.

(The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme starts, then the "Dam Busters" song plays)

The Nerd: Are you ready for some action? Some Action 52? I suppose so, because I get requests for this game all the time. Like this one right here. Action 52: "♥♥♥♥ this game, please do a review of it. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Thanks." Wow. I guess I got to do it now.

The Nerd: Let's start with the cartridge. It's the freak misfit of the NES library. Games came in gray, black, blue, silver, gold, but clear? You can tell just by looking at it, this is a game that's so bad, it has nothing to hide.

The Nerd: Another thing, if you play for more than an hour, not that you'd want to, it gets really hot and smells like burning plastic. It's not because of the toaster. The same thing happens if you play it in the Toploader.

The Nerd: Not only is this game crap, but it's crap that comes with a price: $199.00.

The Nerd: That's a lot of money. But there's 52 games. (The Nerd takes out his calculator out of his shirt pocket and starts doing calculations) So let me calculate this: $199 divided by 52 equals... (calculator shows 3.826923) Uh... well, you gotta pay tax too, so let's just say $4 a game. Wow. What a deal. 52 action-packed games bundled in to one cartridge? All for an efficient price? It was every kid's dream. MORE GAMES! MORE GAMES! YEAH!

(Game starts up)

The Nerd: Lights... Camera... Action 52! (exclaims sarcastically) Where did they get the music?

(Scene shows an album from Rob Base & D.J. E-Z Rock: "It Takes Two.") (Music that also plays from that album in "Action 52" is the digitized version of "It Takes Two.")

The Nerd: Okay... um, the significance? It Takes Two, Action 52? (He shrugs)

Digitized Voice: Make your selection now.

The Nerd: Well, let's get this thing started. We're gonna have ourselves a little marathon here and determine if the $199 was worth it.

(Keep in mind, some glitches the Nerd encountered in this episode on his cartridge can be problems with his individual copy of the cartridge, being because they poorly designed each cartridge of Action 52 and Cheetahmen 2. If only the Nerd knew that.)

Firebreather / Fire Breathers

The Nerd: Game Number 1: Firebreather. Okay... well, it's pretty self-explanatory. And would you know this is the only game on the entire cartridge that's two players only? Gee, which game should we start with? Well, how about the only game you can't play alone? Well, that's $4 wasted already.

2. Starevil / Star Evil

The Nerd: Number 2: Star Evil.

(The Nerd starts the game, and the plane which he is controlling crashes into a wall. He is shocked.)

The Nerd: Who's gonna dodge that?! Nobody. Not the first time. You'd have to know: "Oh, this is gonna be a vertical 2D shooter, and there's gonna be an obstacle immediately at the start of the game." Well, that's one way to get you on your toes. Other than that, it's real easy. As long as you keep firing, none of the enemies come anywhere near you. I guess that makes sense. If I was an intergalactic vacuum cleaner getting shot at, I'd be like, "Oh, ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Hell! There's a menorah shooting Q-Tips! Get out of the way!" Not even the first level boss wants to be involved. Sometimes it doesn't show up at all, and you're stuck in a dead end. What happened? Did the game give up? (groans) That's another $4. Next.

3. Illuminator

The Nerd: Number 3: Illuminator. You're not even allowed to see in this game? Real "fun" idea. For a room that has about a thousand light bulbs, it sure goes dark a lot. And they're just decoration. Thought you could light a room with a light? No, you got to kill vampires. But, after you've killed one, you only get one second before the room goes dark again. Who wants to play a game that's pitch black? It's so black I can see my reflection on the screen. The question is: How much more black could this be? And the answer... is none. And no, you can't go any higher. This is it. Great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

4. G-Force ♥♥♥. / G-Force (G-Force Fighter)

The Nerd: Number 4: G-Force F--... what?! Or just G-Force. It's another 2D shooter. You know what? This would be okay... for Atari 2600. The only two controls are move and shoot. This game was made in 1991, the same year Super NES came out. Not to mention, if you wanna play a good 2D side-scroller game on the NES, try ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Life Force. And what is this anyway? An inside-out dolphin shooting at roadkill toads? I don't know, I'm just using my imagination. That's all you have when you play this miserable pile of goat ♥♥♥♥.

5. Ooze

The Nerd: Number 5: Ooze. (sarcastically) Oh, wow. A title screen? Really? (Sees some green blobs on the screen, and he becomes shocked) Oh my God, it's... it's...! (Multiple ♥♥♥♥ Pickles appear, startling the Nerd)

♥♥♥♥ Pickle: ♥♥♥♥ Pickle, ♥♥♥♥ Pickle!

The Nerd: (Exclaiming)

♥♥♥♥ Pickle: ♥♥♥♥ Pickle, ♥♥♥♥ Pickle, ♥♥♥♥ Pickle!

The Nerd: Whoa!

♥♥♥♥ Pickle: ♥♥♥♥ Pickle!

The Nerd: OH!

♥♥♥♥ Pickle: ♥♥♥♥ Pickle!

The Nerd: Uh-- ♥♥♥♥--

♥♥♥♥ Pickle: Pickle! Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-♥♥♥♥!

The Nerd: (yells sarcastically)

♥♥♥♥ Pickle: ♥♥♥♥ Pickle!

The Nerd: All righty then... Okay.

The Nerd: Well, this is the first game that uses the B button... for JUMPING! Any gamer who grew up with Super Mario Bros. expects A to jump. (which B, for jumping, is usually found in many bootleg games) But that's the least of our worries. To jump over a hole, you have to tap the B button, and then press over. If you're holding the B button like you normally would, it locks you vertically until you let go. It's an anomaly of game programming.

The Nerd: You know what's really weird? Whenever you restart the menu, it always starts at Ooze. Is that the programmers' personal recommendation? Well, so far, every one of these games is a bomb. But out of 52, I'm sure that eventually we'll find one that's decent. (drinks a bottle of Rolling Rock, has a worried expression) I hope.

6. Silver Sword

The Nerd: Number 6: Silver Sword. Well, green, green, and more green. What is this? A cabbage patch on a golf course infested with killer scrotums? This is a disgrace to the NES. The same platform that brought us games like The Legend of Zelda. Silver Sword. The sword isn't even silver. Maybe it's corroded.

7. Critical BP. / Crytical Bypass (Critical Bypass)

The Nerd: Number 7: Critical BP. Or Critical Bypass. Oh, now it's spelled with a Y? Aww, that's dreadful. It's like an optical illusion. Well, that's pretty bad when the game causes eye strain and you can't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look at it. What is this anyway? A pogo ball on a segway shooting at birthday presents? Augh, Critical Bypass. It's critical that you bypass this game.

8. Jupitr Scope / Jupiter Scope

The Nerd: Number 8: Jupiter Scope. Nice. Another space shooter. This time you're a dead whale shooting at flaming condoms. That's what it looks like. The screen never moves. It's like Space Invaders, except without many invaders. Half of the time, you're just sitting around waiting.

The Nerd: Come on. Give me something to shoot at. Losing at this game is impossible. Just hold down the fire button and move back and forth. Okay. What's next?

9. Alfredo / Alfred N The Fettuc (Alfred and the Fettuccine)

Number 9: Alfredo. Or Alfred N The Fettuc. Yeah, fettuc. You never heard of fettuc?

(The Nerd expects a game, only to be greeted with a black screen because of the poorly-designed cartridge.)

The Nerd: What happened? Where's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game?

(The Nerd gets up and resets the game; as he starts Alfredo again, there is no luck)

(Crickets chirping)

The Nerd: Well, there's no game here. What happened? Did the programmers pass out, or did they just figure nobody would check all 52 games? Well, that's $4 wasted. But I guess I can't say I'm really too excited over playing a game called Alfredo, also known a