$10 ball pics
$15 ball jiggle vids
$20 ♥♥♥♥ pics
$40 nut vids (silent)
$45 nut vids (moaning)
$50 nut vids (screaming)

I think everyone wishes humans had tails
Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one

I'm ♥♥♥♥ Harrison🍆💦, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my daddy😩💦🍑and my son, Big ♥♥♥♥🍆👅💦💯. Everything in here has an erection😍💦💦 and a price. One thing I've learned after 69 years 😈💦👅- you never know WHAT is gonna ♥♥♥ through that door. 😩🍆💦💦👅💦

wake up at 1am in the freezer. gargle piss. uncomfortable? good. listen to five self-improvement podcasts at once as you drag a tyre to work. fire ants in the diaper to keep you going. ex-wife calls. says you cant visit the kids this weekend. good. they only slow you down. get to work. gargle more pee. do work on chinese keyboard. dont know chinese? you will. broken glass for lunch. boss comes in. says youre falling behind. he doesnt understand. he cant, he isnt a wolf in this world of sheep. get hit by three cars on the way home while listening to audio books at 2x speed. new record. legs broken? good. pass out on kitchen floor. roaches kissing you all over. they understand the grind. set alarm for 1am

I heard a rumor that you were one of those fuzzy buzzy furries, have you contacted Cuckcak yet for you furrsuit? I have heard so much good from him (he gives kisses if you know how to talk to him) But like fr,over at Alone Alt's we are sooooo hard gooning for you bro,xoxo love you brudda

Hello Pornflake, i noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking") female, and i am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Kirby Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a mention. i will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are Interested in me, as many woman often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that i will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.

i want you to know that, as a friend, if you died in an awful accident i would take care of ur wife. sexually speaking. there would be tears in my eyes and i would make her ♥♥♥ so much. because of our strong friendship. she would be squirting like crazy.. we both miss you so much

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep couldn't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head shotting my ass on a minecraft server. 10/10 service right here folks!

+++rep, the realest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Canadian I've ever known

I gotta thank you for your criticism yesterday, i know it sounds sarcastic but i am going to practice trick stabs, flare combos, quick scopes, etc so thx a bunch i really appreciate it.

he is mighty

+rep Thanks for trade and has good Unusual taste

GG!

The boys must prevail once again!

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Plus Sign added with the word Reputation, I will give congratulations for going to my online area to give a Plus Sign added with the word Reputation and will do so myself

+rep helped me learn how ark pvp works

+rep. big balls

+rep good player, friendly dude =)

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Sorry, don't add people that I don't recognize from game.

hey bro, add me pls

+rep Good scout, glad we're cool :)

Thank you.

+rep Good Person, Trades went nice and smooth!!

Use to eat my pencil erasers or something. Cool guy!

+rep nice person
terarria God

Best mod on twitch right here

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