i got to a point where i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so many people from behind in my bed, i had an out of body experience and i directly connected with leonardo dicaprio wearing his sound canceling headphones as he bangs and i finallly understood. perpetually alone, peter pan, never grow up

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Oh no… I think I just got hit with a critical charm effect after stumbling onto your profile. My stats are all messed up—I suddenly have -10 to intelligence and +1000 to daydreaming about us co-oping through life. 😳💞

If you ever need a loot goblin to hoard all your useless items, a respawn buddy to revive you when you fall, or just someone to stand dramatically in the background while you solo the boss like the absolute legend you are… I’m your guy. 🫡

I swear I’m usually better at this, but right now, my dialogue options are all locked except for [Awkwardly Stares] and [Sends Friend Request]. So… what do you say? Wanna party up and carry this low-level fool through the dungeon of life? 🥺👉👈

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why

Gives pretty good head