Hey, im interested in your aug :)

+rep he's using brain for win!

🚨 ATTENTION LIFEFORMS 🚨 I just deep-fried a calculator to see if math tastes like regret and now I'm fluent in quadratic equations and ancient dolphin law. My neighbor’s fridge levitated, started quoting Shrek 2, and challenged me to a duel using frozen waffles as weapons. Somewhere in the distance, a kazoo weeps. I sneezed and accidentally invented a new color—scientists fear it. My toaster now demands sacrifices in the form of expired coupons. If anyone has a spare dimension I can crash in, preferably with WiFi and emotional support llamas, hit me up. 🛸🧇📟💫

♥♥♥♥ this guy!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

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This guy is not cool at all he sux

aug

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

🚨👮 Attention, fellow gamers! 👮🚨

I regret to inform you that an unprecedented gaming achievement has taken place. Brace yourselves for this mind-blowing news:

Fed has officially reached the level of ULTIMATE GAMING MASTER! 🎮🔥🎉

Legend has it that their reflexes have become faster than the speed of light, their aim more precise than a laser, and their strategic genius rivals that of Sun Tzu himself. 🌞💥

Prepare to witness unparalleled gaming prowess in action! From now on, gaming will never be the same again in their presence. 🎮💪

If you dare challenge Fed, be prepared for an epic battle that will leave you questioning your own existence. Don't say I didn't warn you! 😱🔫

Congratulations, Fed, you've become a gaming deity in the eyes of mere mortals like us! 🎮✨"

Bro imagine if there was a haki haki fruit

You should see me when the salt licks for deer bait go on sale.

Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers is an American fast-food restaurant chain specializing in chicken fingers founded in Baton Rouge, Louisiana by Todd Graves and Craig Silvey in 1996.

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-rep, gave him the title to my car and he told me he would trade me 2 p250 sand dunes once they were off their trade ban, now he unadded and blocked me and I just saw him driving my car around town with my grandma in the passenger seat ???

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW :3333 purrs on your lap~~ uwu desu fed kun nyahh :3 xdddddd nuzzles budgle owo what's this meowzer? dont lie to me kitten or you'll make daddy angery, haha

The year is 2015
The anticipated hot title, Fallout 4, has just been released.
You've been looking forward to this moment for years and now it is finally here so you beg your parents but sadly they cannot afford to spend money on silly games.
One hot quiet summer evening your mom knocks on your door, she has been planning a surprise for you for quite some time now.
You sullenly respond, "Come in...I'm just in my room not playing fallout 4."
Before opening you hear in a soft soothing voice, "I can fix that honey."
Your heart races, could this be it? The moment you've been waiting for that has been deemed impossible to come?
She slowly opens the door and begins to approach you, rear pointed towards you, hands gripping and spreading both cheeks wide open presenting her gasping rectum.
She peers her head over her shoulder to look at you and in a soft yet encouraging voice she says, "Welcome home, sweetie. Come explore this wasteland."

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Cool guy let me play Mario Odyssey on his switch one time.

-rep told my wife's boyfriend that I was playing past my bed time, he made me sleep outside

Hey yo! I`m interested in your AUG with Mousesports Katowice 2014 stickers! Add me to discuss please ^^

Hey yo! I`m interested in your AUG with Mousesports Katowice 2014 stickers! Add me to discuss please ^^

Great friend who loves to suck your ♥♥♥♥ off as a bro. Cups the balls AND throats the shaft, great friend!

a walking penis picture

So you're going by Fed now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's George from Secondary School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Becca the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive an Audi R8. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

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How the ♥♥♥♥ did Big Boss get to mainland USA from the caribbean sea 50 times in a week without anyone noticing? You'd think he'd be under constant surveillance from literally every government on earth

take that back @Spedward

kid doesnt weigh wangdoodles

Also known as the Happy Devil, Devil Horns, Devil, Red Devil, and Purple Devil emoji (its color changes depending on which device or operating system you use), this little guy definitely looks like he means business. Between the horns, the furrowed brow, and the disconcerting smile… well, let's just say you don't want to mess with him.

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What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire.

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the truth is that i have a crush on you and i just feel like i don't have a right to do so since i don't even know you properly i mean i have no idea about your favourite food or your favourite animal and it just makes me so sad i mean it's really weird to have a crush on person who is almost completely stranger to me but hah i guess that that is the world of adults since people met at bars and online and stuff but i guess that when you meet someone online on some crappy dating site you at least know something idk idk im sorry i'm weird and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and a mess and i really apologize for being creepy i never wanted to act like that and it really makes me sad since now you must think that i'm a creep or something well i am a creep but i don't want to be a creep but yeah im too weak so i can't really change myself and yeah okay bye

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Looking to trade you black lam mate :)

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