Can you help me? I haven't showered for days, and my mother keeps telling me that I smell like ♥♥♥♥. I know that you told me that not cleaning myself will eventually make me attractive for the ladies, but at what point, will it start working?
When I first met you, you smelled really great to me, so I got the impression that if I did as you did, then perhaps I would get the same amount of coochie, but at six months strong of piling trash in my room, smearing my body with butter, sleeping on a bed of rusty nails and cutting myself, I have gotten an exact zer ♥♥♥♥♥/per day. Am I doing something wrong? Or is there something you're not telling me?

I think putting bacon in the crawlspace of your house is an effective way to cultivate an ecosystem that will perptually maintain the correct qi flow of the house's feng shui. As a friend of mine said:
"Feng shui tung tung sahur."

Sure the rats may enter your house and begin to eat the wires within your walls, while pigeons nest in the upper cupboards of your kitchen, you can be happy to know that great fortune will find you because of these circumstances. You should not think so negatively of these things, even though you might get the hentai virus. You should also know that your feng shui will be fixed if you also face all of your carpets to Mecca. Thats why the muslims do it, right? Its because its good for their feng shui. You should also kneel on it occassionally, and say allah lots of time.

Can you help me? I haven't showered for days, and my mother keeps telling me that I smell like ♥♥♥♥. I know that you told me that not cleaning myself will eventually make me attractive for the ladies, but at what point, will it start working?
When I first met you, you smelled really great to me, so I got the impression that if I did as you did, then perhaps I would get the same amount of coochie, but at six months strong of piling trash in my room, smearing my body with butter, sleeping on a bed of rusty nails and cutting myself, I have gotten an exact zer ♥♥♥♥♥/per day. Am I doing something wrong? Or is there something you're not telling me?

I hate this guy grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

+rep carried me to faceit lvl 11

sooooooo baaaaaaad like jared sooooooooooo