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Fresh outta Haiti
PHD in Gender Studies
best friends with Gummoo Hopperbottom
step-son of Flapberry Fudgewhistle
mobbzys' father
I was peacefully mining for diamonds in my Minecraft server when suddenly… I felt a disturbance. A noob-level aura... radiating from THIS profile. I traced the lag spike through 17 servers, crossed 5 Fortnite battle buses, solved the riddle of the Elden Lord, and finally landed here. And what do I find?
🧢Zero maidens
😔Negative KD ratio
🧀Inventory full of cheese
🐌Snail Wi-Fi
☕Still using default Steam avatar (probably)
Bro’s Steam library is a museum of unfinished games and broken dreams. Last online: 37 years ago. I’m not mad, just disappointed... and also mad.
Anyway, I left a pizza roll in your mailbox. GGs. 🍕