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+10 Top Shotta

+rep nice guy, massive p3nis

Raised me during me internet life - Fal)3d.*

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After a good game in PUBG, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great PUBG games and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a pubg lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his turnip push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!

The earth is not flat. Stop spreading lies :P

This guy gets good weed

That's alot of ♥♥♥♥♥ m8

sE, you're the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the planet. You're such a ♥♥♥♥♥ that I feel compelled to eat you. Because all I eat is beer and ♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do I love eating ♥♥♥♥♥. I eat so much ♥♥♥♥♥ that it's on the endangered species list. If my boy Notch ever made a video game where all you do is eat ♥♥♥♥♥, and you took the highest score ever, I would still eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than that in real life. If there was an all you can eat ♥♥♥♥♥ buffet they would have to close down in a week because of me. They call me Alf around the way because I'm always trying to eat that puss. If it was possible to actually drown in ♥♥♥♥♥, I would mutate to grow gills and become aquaman. Only guy who's eaten more ♥♥♥♥♥ than me is Michael Douglas but he's a Democrat so ♥♥♥♥ him. Global warming isn't real.

GAMES TONITE!@!!

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This guy cant deal with my VIP status.