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brendan
Sacramento, California, United States
Don't talk to the police.
Don't talk to the police.
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31 Oct, 2025 @ 12:40am 
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24 Jun, 2025 @ 2:36am 
Imagine how Lara crofts underwear smelled after like a week or two long expedition. She didn't have a shower.

Lets say it's 1 week. That would be at least 7 dumps (she has regular dumps since she eats healthy). Sure she wipes afterwards but it's impossible to get it fully cleaned.

Everytime she takes a pee some drops gets into the underwear. So that adds to it.

She also has vaginal discharge in the underwear.

Don't forget she is walking around a rain forest. It's going to be sweaty.

She is traveling light so maybe she only has like 2-3 underwear with her. She probably puts the used underwear in a bag.

Imagine smelling that bag after a week. That would be quite extreme. Or like if you take those panties and filter hot water through them and make some tea. Wonder how that would taste.

Wonder if they will ever put that into the game.
24 Mar, 2025 @ 5:44pm 
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?
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23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50pm 
THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT GAY! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT GAY!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SURPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY!

I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX
23 Dec, 2024 @ 3:50pm 
AND THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAYS THAT I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY!!! WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥).

EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY GAY IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE GAY BUT I END UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely gay" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT GAY TO GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT GAY FOR WANTING TO GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ASS!!