Welcome! Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown...Welcome to City 17, it's safer here.

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JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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WE DIE TOGETHER
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Take my steam points!

this guy offered to sell me, needless to say we split the profits.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

its urgent

we need to talk

I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikea-- one of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Greetings, my given name is Richard Harrison, and the facility we have entered is a real establishment that specializes in unredeemed goods, which is the legal property of yours truly. I currently employ my paternal unit, alias, "Elderly Male," and the offspring of oneself, whose given name is Corey Harrison, yet has assumed the idetity, "Large Hoss." Each individual item currently possessed by my fine retail establishment beholds a lenghty narrative, and of course, this being a legal retail establishment, can be acquired for reasonable compensation. I have been the legal facilitator of this established haberdashery since the year MCMXCV, and in those XXI years, I have been gradually informed that; thy shall, at no time in the past, present, or future, be aware of by means of observation or inquiry, any details whatsoever of the material goods that will proceed past the aperture of my structure where goods are acquired, and distributed simultaneously.

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I remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

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You've been visited by the fedora of euphoria and autism! Tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of atheism!

"IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT!" -Johnny Depp (A.K.A. Captain Jack Sparrow)

Thank you all :)

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Your so awesome Tech, thank you so much for all you've done :)

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CAN YOU READ THIS ?
Olny 55% of plepoe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno\'t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porfiel

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

ikr who would do that

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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....// (..) ), ----"
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
......|..___________________, ,
....../ ..---________----__|]=D~~~~~~~~
...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
......|..___________________, ,
....../ ..---________----__|]=D~~~~~~~~
...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

There's the bomb! :)

Where's the bomb?
Where's the bomb?
Where's the bomb?
Where's the bomb?
Where's the bomb?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Boss?
Oh no!
It's gonna blow!
It's gonna blow!
It's gonna blow!
It's gonna blow!
AAAAAGGHH
EUUUGGHH
EUEUUUEEEGH
UEAAAEUGH

What the did you just ing say about me, you little ? I'll have you know I graduated top of my in the Navy s, and I've been involved in numerous secret s on Al-a, and I have over 300 confirmed s. You are nothing to me but just another . You're ing dead, .

Ayyyyye doe my main man KYLE be the realest. Valve shuld totally hire him brahhhhh!

Oooooooooooooooooooooh!

lol i get the penguin. CUZ U ON LINUX