prez you selfish jerk!

I'll give you any extra cards I find

I also like free entries :)

Comments FTW

Everything you ever wanted to know about Borderlands weapons: http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Weapons

Don’t knock IP memorization; remember the internet is serious business.

You know you have a coke addiction when you've memorized coke.com's IP address in case of DNS failures. (it's 216.64.210.28 btw)

Wisdom Teeth
I heard the general anesthesia drugs can cause amnesia, so when I woke up mid-extraction I started taking notes on my hand so I'd remember things later. I managed 'AWAKE BUT EVERYTHING OK' before the dental assistant managed to find and confiscate all my pens.

First!!

You'd thnk that, but only because "they'd" want you to think that. True story.

I disagree. In certain parts of the Amazon, certain tribes have spoken of a naturally occurring cake.