We are 9 re-tards from Serbia who keep making 2-3 LAN parties every week even in 2023 and in our late twenties. You know what they say "Life is a b1tch for some, but a blessing for others". I consider this to be a blessing.




Yes, although a bit outdated. We are even older now. And yes, we know that we're ugly.




It's a possibility but very unlikely.




I'm not. It's just that after 4 years of playing exclusively with the exact same people who are mostly GNs, our ranks have over time averaged out to MG2/MGE. My "true" rank would be somewhere around supreme and CASTLE is around LEM. Others are all trash GNs. It's not really my fault that after 2k hours they are still trash with almost zero improvement.




Don't feel too proud. It just means that I wasn't able to carry my noob friends against you. Stomping over GNs is not hard.




We suck, so you must be pretty bad if you lost against us. Try blaming Valve's MM that put you against a LAN 5 stack when solo queing, even though the aforementioned team is trash.




We regularly get drunk and/or stoned. Depending on how good/bad the weed is, the effect on my gaming capabilities can be different every time.




Falling apart, decaying, degrading, breaking up etc.
It's because we are barely able to gather 5 guys to play despite there being 9 of us.




Consider the fact that I'm a SM before wasting a report. Also consider watching the demo to learn something




Yes. Have fun in school tomorrow.




Only if you somehow happen to be from our town AND have autism.