"Unsafeslinky has logged on" ... "Unsafeslinky has logged off!"

...I once knew a woman from Nantucket, ... Oh, wait. That one may not be appropriate.

Im here whenever you need me

Entiendo.

Balls? Balls? Balls no esta aqui!!! Donde Senior Balls?

The server's been off-line. Hope not having too many problems. I now have admin at "TFC 4 Life" group so I'll make an announcement once "BST" is up and running.

"Willie's House Of Rats w/Extra Sauce" (W.H.O.R.E.S.) ?

Sup broski. I got teh Minecraft server going, just update your game and WE CAN ROLL OUT :P

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There's nothing I can say to prepare you for this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqdZ-ARpfn0&feature=youtu.be

I use to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee!

I decided to go with Balimund the armoror: he has nice, strong hands! And his assistant Asbjorn Fire-tame is a bonus! :D

DOT?

I should troll urban by inviting him to GG xD

i probably wont be on for a while :(

*_# <- You must be this high to play

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The eyes kinda...follow you.

what is the email address?

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Ceiling Mayes watches you fap.

Overheard in a Diner in CT: Two guys were sitting at a table talking about hunting. The one talking was wearing an NRA hat.
Patron: I have a few rifles in the back of my truck and some pistols. We could head out after lunch.
Waiter: People like you put guns onto our streets.
Patron: And people like you put french fries in my plate, so hop to it!

wow i guess im the first to pop ur cherry on this lmfao whats going on bro