Recent reviews by iPorcelain

"tHiS GaMe iS BroKeN & PoOrlY OpTiMizEd"

It's been out for less than 24 hours, you ****ing ******s, it's Early Access & they've already dropped a hotfix to patch 99% of your dumb-*** complaints.
Get a better rig than your Walmart Pre-Build & turn on FSR
Oh, wait, your pre-build has a 1660 super
Sucks to suck

Get good, scrubs
this game is tit af 10/10

Payday 3: Matchmaking Error Edition
Now for the low price of $90.
Want to access the game day(s) before others?
Tough s***.
Gain access to the lobby, wait per minute for every dollar you've spent, & experience DLC that's rage inducing like no other.

(Refunds will be sent to Steam/And or bank account within 3-5 business days.)

fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game or give me my money back

I've been sucked into the depth of hell we all like to call CS:GO. I've wasted thousands of dollars on stupid f***ing cases just to get a common drop every time, and queued up with idiots that can't even speak ENGLISH! This game drives me insane, and I'm now stuck in the toxic wastelands of Silver because I went 4 months without playing and lost my LEM rank, just to get placed in a match with a spin-bot to get LEM back and go 2/30. Over 900 people have f***ed my Mom, and apparently I'm an African American and have been diagnosed with over 15 types of cancer. F*** this game.

I love it more than my wife. 10/10 would recommend.

I love this game so much that I bought 4 copies, one for me and 3 for my friends. THE -ONLY- DOWNSIDE to this game (so far), is that the warping system is just a loading screen and not like you see in EVE or the movies. The crafting is unique in that you don't have to waste time with sub-components and it'll craft those for you, and the customization for your ships can drain hours out of your day. Highly recommended.