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Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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It's BAD to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE QUEER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

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Would like to trade your Lv 5. Shiny Ratata for my Level 97 Charizard lmk ty bb

-rep copied my background and likes dubbed anime. Sad!

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+rep nice background

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For context I manage a high-end specialty coffee bar in Venice. I have no friends who listen to Bruce Hornsby so I had to share this somehow lol.

He came in, and I thought "No way, is that him?" (He was wearing a beanie down to his brows and had a hoodie on).

After I took his order I asked him, "Hey, are you Bruce Hornsby?" he smiled and said "I am." I said, "I'm a huge fan. Well I'm a jazz fan, but I thought you should have won the 1990 Grammy for Song of the Year." He looked at me and said “do I look like I give a ♥♥♥♥ ?”

I was taken aback and thought I heard him wrong, so I said “excuse me” but he just kept mocking me: “excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, youre excused!”

I always heard Bruce was a cool guy, but I was surprised by this. I went on to take his order and when I brought him his coffee, he took a sip and gave me a look of disgust. “What is this crap?” I was startled, not many usually question the coffee here. I told him in a nice tone: “it’s what you ordered sir”. He stood up and poured the coffee all over the floor and shouted “check please”

He then left without even paying the check

I was always a big Bruce Hornsby fan, but now I don’t even know what to think anymore

-rep likes metal and school girl anime

Annoying little cockroach, keeps comming back no matter how many time you kick his ass.

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I love you dad... please... let's reunite.

This guy was rude, not classy and he lost a long time fan that day. I walked into the $350 meet and greet and say hello he replies with 'fat' and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking 'you saved my life' I say 'you're the reason I'm alive today.' He looks me dead in the eye and says 'you'll die soon enough fatty' and then whispered 'obesity.'

I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said 'are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now'

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jack and Jill. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Jack’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation-his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny-they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jack & Jill truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jack’s existential catchphrase “Dunkaccino®” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Adam Sandler’s genius wit unfolds

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself

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-rep watched 1 episode of naruto and has full weeaboo fever

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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

The Big Bang Theory (often shortened to Big Bang Theory, and abbreviated to TBBT or BBT) is an American television sitcom created by Chuck Lorre and Bill Prady, both of whom serve as executive producers on the series, along with Steven Molaro. All three also serve as head writers. The show premiered on CBS on September 24, 2007.In March 2014, the show was renewed for three more years through a tenth season, which premiered on September 19, 2016

The show is primarily centered on five characters living in Pasadena, California: Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper, both physicists at Caltech, who share an apartment; Penny, a waitress and aspiring actress who later becomes a pharmaceutical representative and who lives across the hall; and Leonard and Sheldon's similarly geeky and socially awkward friends and co-workers, aerospace engineer Howard Wolowitz and astrophysicist Raj Koothrappali. The geekiness and intellect of the four men are contrasted for comic effect with Penny's social skills and common sense.

Over time, supporting characters have been promoted to starring roles: Bernadette Rostenkowski, Howard's wife (previously his girlfriend), a microbiologist and former part-time waitress alongside Penny; neuroscientist Amy Farrah Fowler, who joins the group after being matched to Sheldon on a dating website (and later becomes Sheldon's girlfriend); Stuart Bloom, the cash-strapped owner of the comic book store the characters often visit; Leslie Winkle, a physicist who dated Leonard and Howard; and Emily Sweeney, a dermatologist who dated Raj and had a fascination with the macabre.

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Olrik: I go to a jewish school, they dont serve pork

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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Kid can't count to 10 and aspire to be a Mcdonald Cashier.

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Olrik: WHEN IM 22, I'LL HAVE A GOVERNMENT JOB MAKING 500K A YEAR

Me and sinatra came to the conclusion that you gain the most weight the fastest when you use a nice cornbread stuffing in your turkey, then eat the entire turkey. I wish you good luck in your stuffing quest. refer to sinatra for more help.

Hi i have received the message about stuffing, i am interested to help you with this, please answer on sinatra profile.

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@ZIB *gazza johnson #1, not donald trump

also, lol this kid wants to talk about fashion sense ive never seen him wear anything with a button.

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