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Missä tämä kannattais myydä?
Jos ei mene kaupaksi, aion teroittaa tästä itselleni käyttökatanan. Valitettavasti kaikki arvo katoaa kun amatööri lähtee muuttamaan terän geometriaa, mutta minkäs teet, en aio pitää itselläni katanaa josta en joko saa masseja ulos tai hyvää itsepuolustuslelua.
And I'm like "hah who'd married that skank, someone with a wheelchair fetish?" And my HR person (Hank) was well like "come on man, they've been married for 16 years. They've been having trouble since her accident last year. She thinks he blames her for getting into the accident that killed their kids" and I'm all like lol
So I leave and I'm hungry so I go to grab my lunch (turkey and provolone) only to see, lo and behold, that dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ Karen set her bag of lunch RIGHT in front of mine!!
So I go through the rest of my day joking around with Karen every time I see her even though she is I giant ♥♥♥♥ about it (my favorite was 'accidently' dropping a pair of scissors on her colostomy bag lol) and I have to ignore the picture of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat whenever I walk by her desk
So I finish my day asking for her ex husband's number since I need a new wingman to look for some babes with and she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flips it and when she's yelling at me I'm all like "maybe if you don't want to get divorced you shouldn't have gotten hit by a drink driver you ever think of that ♥♥♥♥♥" and then she rolled away aggressively
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯true💯 suicidal thoughts are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you suicidal thoughts!💖 Send this to ten other 👪suicidal thoughts👪 who give you 💦existential dread💦 Or never get called ☁️pointless☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no meaning for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you dont matter☁️💦
5 back: you fall into a spiral of self loathing😽👼💦
10+ back: you can 👍 end it all 💦💦💦😤😩
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.
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Glory to Allah, brother!
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My little Hitler
My little Hitler
My little Hitler~
I used to wonder what germany could be
My little Hitler~
Until you all shared it's glory with me
Big depression
Tons of fun
Segregating Jews
To make germany strong
Five Million Dead
It's an easy feat
And Zyklon makes it all complete
You have my little Hitler
Do you know Hitler killed himself~
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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone u care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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(¸,·´ (¸*ℳerry ℭhristmas & ℋappy ℋolidays,