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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Can't connect to my friend. Only reason I bought this game was for co-op. Combat is simple and boring but that was just the tutorial. I'm refunding till the game is playable with my friends. I'll check back in several months.
Posted 19 April.
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6.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
How do y'all not have a bundle with Funi Racoon Game?
Posted 2 April.
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1.1 hrs on record
First game dude has a 16/16 in 3 turns. Garbage game. MTG ruined by power creep slop.
Posted 27 March.
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14.0 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
Kind of mid tbh. Also no toggle voice chat so everyone's quiet. What's even the point of proxy chat in this game if it's all PvP and nobody talks to keep hidden?
Posted 13 March. Last edited 17 March.
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0.7 hrs on record
There's a lot of potential here but the game itself is still very empty and in early phases. Honestly I think the devs should focus on adding more content before making it look polished because it looks great, but it just lacks content. For example the game has no NPCs outside of the convenient store clerk. The world is extremely empty aside from passing cars. I would not recommend buying the game as it is right now, but I would recommend wishlisting it and coming back to it later, hopefully after some large updates over time.
Posted 1 March.
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22.4 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
Recent update must've broken the game. We can only play 1 round. If we go back to the lobby the game breaks. Anytime we try to start the game afterwards we get stuck in a loop of failing and retrying to join the game. Can't do anything, the game becomes hard locked. I have to close the app and restart to get it going. Shame, because I do love this game, but I can't recommend it right now.
Posted 18 October, 2025. Last edited 15 November, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
You never have time to do anything during the day and night mobs will follow you forever no matter how far you are and no matter what time of day it is. I spent 90% of the game dying to hostile mobs or running from / trying to fight them. Even worse is bosses will just randomly spawn on top of you and end your entire run. Oh yeah, and it's permadeath. Dog**** game.
Posted 20 June, 2025. Last edited 20 June, 2025.
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15.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Lots of potential but way too buggy. I found myself dealing with how to play around buggy and janky mechanics more than actually exploring. Don't waste your time with this one until some updates and patches come out. Unfortunately the dev team hasn't updated the game in about a year.
Posted 12 June, 2025. Last edited 12 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
142.9 hrs on record (141.7 hrs at review time)
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Posted 1 August, 2024. Last edited 1 November, 2025.
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0.5 hrs on record
The tutorial is AWFUL and it takes damn near an hour to get through 1 out of 3 extremely slow and boring tutorials. The gameplay itself isn't much better. You need to sit through characters blabbing on and on before you can get to the meat of the game at all. Even then, you still will be completely lost if you didn't complete the boring ass tutorials. But, it gets better. Since the tutorials are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long and info dump as if the dev is hoping that a established novelist will read this and think, my god! That's a lot of ******* words! I should hire this guy to give me a lot of ******* words! Too. Many. *******. words! Holy ****! This isn't even a game. I bought this thinking it was a SCP inspired community simulator, but instead I got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ visual novel that teases about having a game somewhere beyond the incessant chatter. I had about 2 seconds of fun during the intro. OH! And the volume slider in the options doesn't really work. Once you start the game your only 2 experiences for sound are completely silent, or BLARINGLY LOUD!!!! Despite changing the volume slider in the options nothing seems to change this.
Posted 2 June, 2024.
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