❗️✋ OK MOM ✋❗️WE NEED TO TALK 😡😤 I NEED V-BUCKS 😜💵 I'VE MADE STRAIGHT A'S 😎🤨 I'VE CLEANED MY ROOM 😫🤬 I'VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH 🗑️🔫 I CUT THE CATS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAIR 😏👏 NOW I NEED YOU 🧐👉 TO BUY ME V-BUCKS 😎🔥 I'VE GOTTA SHOW 🤯🤬 MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE 🔥😎💯 NOW I'LL BE IN BED 😴💤 BY NINE BECAUSE IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT 😔📚🚸

🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR LIFE 🤯

Look at this dude. He drinks maple syrup! LOL

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I broke down at the side of the road and this guy pulls up to help. I asks him if he is a mechanic and he says 'kinda' before hoisting my car 30ft in the air with a jack and fixing it. I offered him money but he said that he just enjoyed mechanics that much. Anyway, my entire car is now made out of wood, but it can VTOL and shoot potatoes, but no other mechanic will service it. Anyway, please let you know when you can fix my car, it's in a really bad state.