No, you’we NOT a weal gamer.

I’m so sick of aww these peopwe that think they’we gamers. No, you’we not. Most of you awe not even cwose to being gamers. I see these peopwe saying “I put wewll ovew 100 houws in this game, it’s gweat!” that’s nothing, most of us can easiwy put 300+ houws in aww ouwn games. I see peopwe who onwy have a Nintendo Switch and cwaim to be gamers. Come tawk to me when you pick up a PS5 contwowwew then we be fwiends.

Awso DEAR AWWLL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a weal game. Animaw Cwossing is not a weal game. The Sims is not a weal game. Mawio is not a weal game. Stawdew vawwey is not a weal game. Mobile games awe NOT.WEAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and pway something that wequiwes chawwenge and skill fow once.

Sincewelly, aww of the ACTUAWL gamers.

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