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6.5 hrs on record
good game, made me hate my life.
Posted 2 March.
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130.8 hrs on record (123.6 hrs at review time)
i mpooped ha
Posted 31 March, 2025.
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1.6 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
One of the best games you can play for 5$
Posted 21 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
873.4 hrs on record (45.9 hrs at review time)
I miss when COD didnt advertise every time i open the game
Posted 23 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
19.7 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
oscar meyer weiner
Posted 5 November, 2023.
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70.8 hrs on record (58.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ruined the game
Posted 26 July, 2022.
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29.5 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
i love dirtbikes. two wheels just going vroom in the damn dirt. when the throttle hits, i hit. i get such a massive head rush thinking about zooming down the road passing all the players who can’t duck lanes. i ♥♥♥♥ my dirtbike passionately three times a day. i close the brake rotor on just my tip and it makes me so hard. no male or female could compare to the beautiful display of my own ejaculation that i get from rimming myself with the handlebars.
Posted 30 June, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.3 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
This game saved my life.

I am 27.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 5 November, 2021.
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216.1 hrs on record (155.7 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ poopin
Posted 14 October, 2021.
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39.4 hrs on record (28.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
great game, just needs vr support.
Posted 20 September, 2021. Last edited 15 January, 2022.
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