Recent reviews by Insertcomedy

I really wish the katana would just chop trash mobs, you carried your momentum more, and that there was a slide like in ultrakill, but otherwise the game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BANGS. The music is awesome, the premise is fun, and I want more. PLEASE release an OST download. Also the wand needs to stop grabbing bubbles, it's really awkward when you go to prop kill a corporate drone and you just throw a bubble doing 0 damage

Game good. Sony bad.

Definitely the best party game for VR and a must have.

Finally, you can commit genocide from the comfort of your own home and draw a penis with nuclear fire. Aparentley you're supposed to defend civilians, but nah, just nuke em! Jokes asside, it's a great strategy game from a awesome developer.

You cant eat the colonel's finger licking good ass. In fact, I can't eat anyone's ass. It's almost like this is just another ad by a company that spends more on marketing then their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ chicken. That's not just my opinion, that's the result of several industry surveys. Also If you DO try to eat sanders ass the game scolds you for it and kicks you back to the start of the day.

Some dude drop shotted me and called me a mean name in all chat.

This, Is why we have VR. Games like Pavlov are in a world of their own and fully demonstrate the possibilities of VR. Despite being in early access, the content avalible and number of comunity maps is stellar. Though more maps being built in would be great as waiting for downloads does tend to slow things down, and warrent finding a chair to wait on your ISP. Requardless, once you're in a lobby, It's good fun, even when you're losing. You can always just play pass the grenade and blow both yourself and four other players to high hell. I would advise to have a large space to take full advantage of roomscale, but that's just par for the course with VR. The guns are amazing. Some guns need you to use both hands to fire them and actually hit something. For example: The LMG. Sure you could buy two of them. Sure you can hold the triggers down, but they're going to spray everywhere and hit everything but your target. So you need to use your off hand controller to grip it and hold it steady. This applies to all the long rifles in the game. A lot of care and time on the Dev's part leads to well thought out systems that the community builds maps around and just makes for one of the greatest games I've played in a long time.

For the same price of black tar heroin, you can buy an even more consuming obsession, factorio.

Robbing banks in reality is hard, ilegal, a royal pain in the nipples and leaves you sweaty and covered in ink from an ink bomb the clerk slid in to your money bag. Why not rob columbian drug runners and sleezy paramilatary organizations from the comfort of your computer screen? PAYDAY 2 is the game for you. The core gameplay is really solid and is well done, mask and weapon customization are sublime, the hordes of cops and the crew pave the street in spent cassings, aswell as corpses, to the tune of the games wonderful sound track. The only issue is the DLC. There's alot of it. Most of it's good and worth your time, but the game can feel a bit cold without it. You might say DLC is suppposed to liven up the game, but with the new difficulties, you can almost say that One Down, Death wish, and Mayhem, are extremely difficult without the massive damage output of all the DLC weapons in comparison. I reccomend you don't imediately buy all the DLC for PAYDAY 2, I reccomend playing the game for a while, and learning how to play, as well as what your preffered play style, and buying the DLCs that support that method of play. Otherwise, I'd say PAYDAY 2 is a great game. 8/10, please make special weapons more customizable.

Best enjoyed without any context. Just play it. Its a great experince and is worth your time. 9/10 will buy again