Recent reviews by InsaneWizard

MILK

The best game since Minecraft.

There had better be a sequel in the works.

Made by degens who hate their playerbase.

P2W. Not fun.

Pros:
- Pawn sharing system is cool
- Character creation was 75% of dev time
- Good vocation variety

Neutral:
- Story is nothing to write home about
- BG3 did camping better
- Unlocking new vocations could feel more satisfying
- Can buy all micro-transactions in-game instead
- Stuck with one character (but can edit that character with in-game items)
- World is not as dynamic as we were led to believe

Cons:
- "Better with a controller!" (translation: console port)
- Last-gen graphics
- ME: Andromeda facial animations
- Repetitive gameplay loop (same enemies every 30 steps on a path)
- Absurdly repetitive pawn dialogue (shut up, please)
- Some NPCs have artificial chipmunk voice pitches
- Micro-transactions in a $70 single-player game
- Boring relationship affinity system

Can't be bothered to finish it. A game too PC for my PC. Better luck next time, Todd.

Kino

The game can't be that buggy and the servers can't be that bad, can they?

Yes, yes it can. Don't buy right now.

I haven't been this absorbed in a story in what feels like years. Thank you, I can only hope for a sequel!