Look what you've done, Cartier.

http://www.oldtimeradiofans.com/old_radio_commercials/Patti_Cake_Cookies.mp3

Never Forget.

History (and Future) of Smash: http://i.imgur.com/36xe6Tb.jpg

Yo dawg :)

Love that scene haha

http://imgur.com/a/oYzBZ

http://goddangitbobbeh.ytmnd.com/

You should put up your Dogecoin address on your profile.

(deleted for having no redeeming value whatsoever)

MOTORIN'!

Also, could you do https://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Creating_a_working_mini-map pls, at least up to before the beginning of the photoshop stuff

WALL OF TEXT INCOMING

Found out how you can take some good, HUD-less screenshots for me. Load the map through the console ("map dm_subterranean" if you can), then enter these commands:

sv_cheats 1
bot_kick
noclip
r_drawviewmodel 0
cl_drawhud 0

Then, noclip around the map and get some screenies of different areas of the map. Set everything back to normal again, and send the screenshots to me. I'll upload them, and viewers of the Workshop page will have more to look at.

(or, just follow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8T1NQ3eVGk )

top lel http://thehoffman.ytmnd.com/

SHOTS FIRED

Ooooooooh. Right in the feels

Yeah, it's great. Women love it! Then again, you wouldn't know.

Is that why you like your hand so much?

Joke's on you. I like women!

Why yes! The one your using is in Women's and mine's in mens!

With regards to your profile, the part where it says "Any questions?". I have one. Does it come in mens?

You make it sound like it was a battle in 'nam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wbZMq0Khg

Just played a thoroughly pleasing match with 4 great people. Rocked the rift as mid AP-build Morgana w/ a little bit of help from a Master Yi. Mid and top were devastated. We all friended each other afterward.

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE MAGIC THAT IS SIDELOADING

I was thinkin something more just in that top lefthand corner

Then again if I had an image I could work something better out.

Van decal idea?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/MTS_Technician_Van.JPG

Use the HBL stripe colours instead of the MTS pride stripes, then use the HBL logo with "Hoogie Boogie LAN" underneath it.

Everyone's getting foil cards, and I'm just sitting here downloading games

AW YUSS
MOTHA
FRAKKIN'
FOIL MINER

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You mean it was a joke?! I believed you!

The joke's on you. I was only pretending to be retarded.

>mean't

Sure. Lets go with that. Yes, I mean't that.

Oh, you mean this? http://www.5chan.org/

le epic 5chan

12deep69u

Deep man. Oh so deep

Knightriderrrrahhh. A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a mahhhn who does not exist.

But Dustin Hoffman never played a role in a TV show that involved a high-tech car that spoke to him.

I AM THE HOFFMAN!!

THE HOFFPYTKO WILL FORGIVE YOU

Cue the "I'm David Hasselhoff YEAH!"
(Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztHAcNbHKF0 )

At least he'll live eternally in David Hasselhoff's body.

...and still dies a virgin. It's like I can predict these things.

No, he gave up his life rescuing a hot girl from drowning at the pool.

No Travis. I died two days ago in a tragic bailing accident.

>go off on extended sojourn to visit family
LITERALLY FULL OF MAGGOTS FEEDING ON HIS CORPSE

We maintain contact via BBM text. He bought me the Humble Origin Bundle yesterday, so sooner or later, we can find out if my sub-standard rig can indeed run Crysis.

You're still alive?

WAT. PAYDAY 2 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE PRESS F TO WIN SIMULATOR. IT LOOKS LIKE ROB A *insert place commonly robbed here* SIMULATOR. WHY AM I USING CAPS?