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Rundle 7 Dec, 2022 @ 10:02am 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
DingDong 9 Feb, 2020 @ 11:01am 
I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice
wil 21 Apr, 2019 @ 5:19pm 
Yo add me im tryna talk with you
Priest on Retainer 15 Jun, 2018 @ 4:55pm 
twisted Abraham Lincolns nipples back in 1998 when mankind threw undertaker off hell in a cell, plummeting 16 feet into the announcers table. -red 6/5/18
6 Mar, 2018 @ 5:12pm 
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If you are a strong independant black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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coolgamer42 6 Jan, 2018 @ 10:12pm 
oof
9 Dec, 2017 @ 4:15pm 
whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪ ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱💦 u little snowhoe ❄👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER🎄 is almost here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy's christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍻👅💦💯 but dont forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 👅🍯 from daddy's HARD candy cane 🍭😩 if u want to get RAWED 🚼🍆😩😏 under the mistleHOE 🌿 then send this to 2⃣5⃣ of your thickest elves 💁🙋🍒 if u get 0⃣ back 😔 then ur an UGLY GRINCH 😷😴 if u get back 1⃣0⃣😊 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥🔥🙌 If u get back 2⃣0⃣ 😏 then get ready for daddy Claus and st DICKolas on christmAss eve 🎄❗🎄 SHARE in 6⃣9⃣😉💦 seconds or you wont end 2017❗ with a BANG 😩💦
shiver 13 Oct, 2017 @ 12:10pm 
👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻
13 Oct, 2017 @ 4:53am 
👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻
The Knower of Things 12 Oct, 2017 @ 2:22pm 
👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻
coolgamer42 11 Oct, 2017 @ 9:46pm 
👻👻👻BOO! Srry did I scare you???😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌑 you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN 👯 send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the block🎃👯🔥💀👻
6 Oct, 2017 @ 7:38pm 
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9 Sep, 2017 @ 6:48am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life. extra love :,(
󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡󠀡 25 Jul, 2017 @ 4:39pm 
luv ur profile, it's all red
dream <3

:e5big: signed, the slayer himself.
Mitsuha 29 Jun, 2017 @ 6:59pm 
"I know, I'll post a comment on the profile of the guy that just literally violated my anus using one move, that way he'll remember how badly I lost!"
Rundle 1 May, 2017 @ 5:10pm 
Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal ya
But I ain't done much healing
22 Apr, 2017 @ 11:12am 
this guy is cute and dumb <### !!! 111
Fabulous Squidward 3 Apr, 2017 @ 2:55pm 
this guy is dumb and cute <3
Fabulous Squidward 26 Mar, 2017 @ 11:16pm 
o fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !
26 Mar, 2017 @ 4:05pm 
this guy is dumb and cute <3
26 Mar, 2017 @ 3:37pm 
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11 Mar, 2017 @ 9:33am 
Damn who made your prof, looks sick :)
DerpFML 3 Mar, 2017 @ 1:41pm 
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning!

Put him in the bed with the captains daughter,
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter,
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter,
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning!

That's what we do with a drunken sailor,
That's what we do with a drunken sailor,
That's what we do with a drunken sailor,
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Way hay and up she rises,
Early in the morning!
Rundle 3 Mar, 2017 @ 12:47am 
ur a donkey punching a swing set
3 Mar, 2017 @ 12:45am 
qwho the ♥♥♥♥ is cameronsddgg
DerpFML 27 Feb, 2017 @ 5:02pm 
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shiver 23 Jan, 2017 @ 2:52pm 
My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.
Rundle 17 Jan, 2017 @ 4:42pm 
you race like a ♥♥♥♥♥ pulling pits and ♥♥♥♥
rapid 11 Jan, 2017 @ 7:30pm 
Looking to play 2's. Looks on friends list. Cries silently.
rapid 11 Jan, 2017 @ 7:29pm 
:( <3
shiver 24 Dec, 2016 @ 9:21pm 
Merry Christmas!
★Christmas Wishes from yours truly ¡Farid! ;★
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coolgamer42 4 Dec, 2016 @ 1:43pm 
Hi! My name's Sasha Zenko. Im from Belarus. I am make hardcore letsplays videos handsfree (using only my chin). I have program that allows me to assign keyboard controls to mouse movements. I play your game. It's very good. I like it. Watch me playing without hands here: https://www.twitch.tv/lo0p__
Fabulous Squidward 10 Oct, 2016 @ 2:16pm 
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Fabulous Squidward 31 Aug, 2016 @ 7:47pm 
o fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !
Qrow451 28 Jun, 2016 @ 5:55pm 
TELL ME WHY
coolgamer42 12 Jun, 2016 @ 11:42am 
LOL add me on skype <3
2 Apr, 2016 @ 9:46pm 
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26 Dec, 2015 @ 11:52am 
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its with the scout
add me
✪ Drax 24 Oct, 2015 @ 3:29pm 
I got a gut crimson web mw with 0.0800 fn look and a total of 4 webs its worth 150-200€ for ur knife + add(s).
⭕⃤ bL4cKy! 8 Oct, 2015 @ 4:00pm 
check offer
Eyla Vanal 16 Sep, 2015 @ 11:43pm 
Added to trade
sune 17 Jul, 2015 @ 8:16pm 
added for trade :D
Chronic 17 Jul, 2015 @ 8:09pm 
added to trade
Aflac 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:03pm 
its like 10 dollars overpay
Aflac 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:03pm 
I got my offer, but i need to friend to send it to you
Gorf14 20 May, 2015 @ 3:37pm 
cheeky ♥♥♥♥
Colt_0pz 9 Apr, 2015 @ 4:57pm 
+rep