built different since the Pleistocene

TILF… takahe I'd like to find

they made predator-free islands just for me. that's called pull

scientists thought I was extinct. I was just avoiding them

takahē: cannot fly, cannot be stopped

DOC has a whole recovery programme dedicated to me. that's just called having fans

Grew up under yellow light on the street
Putting too much faith in the make-believe
Another high-school football team

The neighbor's brother came home in a box
But he wanted to go, so maybe it was his fault
Another red heart taken by the American dream
And I feel you there
In the middle of the night
When the lights go out
And I'm all alone again
Say what you want, but say it like you mean it
With your fists for once, a long cold war
With your kids at the front
Just give it one more day then you're done

0/10 slay, had a loose moot

decent slay but nothing to write home about

good person all round

this guy ♥♥♥♥♥

reliable performance

+rep hates the government as much as i do

♥♥♥♥

mgn bng y

-rep Coward

Give back me nans ciggys ♥♥♥♥

when you carnt get ur nanas phone

+rep cheers for the goods

+rep good trader

get a life gay ♥♥♥♥

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