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I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well

I drive an X3 (G01, pre-LCI) M40i!
Very happy with the jack-of-all-trades performance and love the reliability (I know, BMW... so as good as it gets)!

BMW 3 Series E92 Coupé