Maybe we just got off on the wrong foot
Let's start over, "Hi, we're gonna die"
Here's a plastic bag for cover, bro
Hope you're in the mood for 72 virgins
And I don't mean dudes that get your computer working
I'll explain it in a way that you can understand
Hope you're planning on hearing 'bout great insurance offers
'Cause this plane's 'bout to crash into some health insurance office
You heard of One Direction? I'm in Al Qaedirection
My name is Zayn Hussein, I flew a plane in 9-11
Yes, I may have let 'em planes go too far
I meant to get 'em back to Yemen for a new carI'm the coolest guy every year at TerrorCon
All the terrorists are like, "Oh, he got a telephone"
I'm gonna drive a cab
Only got 20 bombs in my pocket
I'm-I'm Osama, sorry for the drama
Where should I drop you off at? (Thank you)
I'm gonna drop some bags

At the marathon up in Boston (too soon)
♥♥♥♥, I blew my balls off
Whatchu know about explosive turbin on your noggin?
Who you know been getting more hate than Bin Laden?
This ♥♥♥♥♥ will ♥♥♥♥ your kid and kidnap your parents
One man's terrorist's another man's Arab
I'm a bad man, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'm from Palistan which is in Afghanistan
I blew up Pakistan with a gas can
Come and find me everybody, I'm right here
Hide and go seek champion 12 years
I'm selling you slurpees at 7-11 up in Dearborn
Chilling with Saddam and his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I lead a Syrian rebellion, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I'm in New York on welfare, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Baby like, "You

Taylor Swift has camel toe
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run, tell Obama
Let me fly Air Force One (oops)
Thank you
First, I need to thank Jesus
Without him, there could be no 9-11
I'd like to thank my flying instructor, Barack Osama, ugh, Obama
Sorry, hummus in my throat
Jihad Xpress for the last minute job
The Saudi family, Paula Abdul, Selena Gomez, and the rest of Hamas
Thank you to my wife, there's too many of them to name
And thank you, R. Kelly who made me believe I could fly, thank you
Oh, and the fans, thank you to the fans

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{19 Mayıs Atatürk’ü Anma, Gençlik ve Spor Bayramı}'mızı en içten duygu ve hürmetlerimle kutlar ve yâd ederim!!

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