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Cloockes 2 Jun, 2025 @ 6:06pm 
ay Class, you still like boys?
ProXY 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:53pm 
Hello bro, I am doing a trade rn and we are looking for a middleman
Cloockes 8 Dec, 2020 @ 9:00pm 
boys are hot
EmptyMag 15 Mar, 2017 @ 8:56pm 
• Barack Obama says "hold my beer" then goes on to do something entirely unimpressive
Cloockes 18 Sep, 2016 @ 9:00pm 
I’m Harambe, and this is my enclosure. I work here with my friends, Chewie and Mara. Everything in here is lively and fun. One thing I've learned after 2 years - you never know what is gonna fall into the enclosure.
Cloockes 17 Sep, 2016 @ 8:20pm 
I was only 9 years old..
I loved Harambe so much..
I had merchandise from the Zoos gift shop..
Harambe pictures and all..

I'd pray every night to Harambe, thanking him for the life I had been given.
Harambe is love, I'd say, Harambe is life.

My daddy overheard me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to king Harambe.

So I called him a ♥♥♥♥ monkey.
He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I lay in bed, it's cold..

Suddenly I feel a warmth..
Its Harambe.
I'm so happy.
He whispers in my ear.. "This is my enclosure."

He grabs me with his powerful godly hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.

I'm ready... As Harambe forces his way in my butt with his big gorilla ♥♥♥♥.
My dad walks in and Harambe looks him in the eyes and says "♥♥♥♥♥ out for Harambe" and flies out the window.
Harambe is love Harambe is life
Pannboo 13 Sep, 2016 @ 8:59pm 
Hey, I added you to talk about GMOD server stuff if you don't mind adding me
Cloockes 11 Sep, 2016 @ 6:41pm 
Happy 9/11!
Cloockes 15 Aug, 2016 @ 7:22pm 
>be me in the past
>watch shrek is love shrek is live for first time
>lol
>the shrek humping part gets me in the mood to fap
>go to my reliable fapsite and think about what to watch as i stare at the search bar
>shrek porn
>♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3d stuff comes up
>go to bing and type shrek porn
>open a couple promising videos and start to fap
>literally ♥♥♥ faster then i ever have before
>start fapping to shrek porn regularly
>realize a couple faps later that i am fapping mainly to shrek and not fiona or whoever he is pounding
>lookup pictures of just shrek and his bulging ♥♥♥♥
Cloockes 15 Aug, 2016 @ 7:22pm 
>my mouth waters and i ♥♥♥ even faster
>for the first time in my life get so horny that i make a homemade dildo and lube it and put it in my ass
>hurts really bad at first but after a while it feels amazing
>bounce up and down stroking my ♥♥♥♥ while looking at shreks throbbing ♥♥♥♥
>it feels so good im audibly moaning against my will
>YES SHREK PLEASE FILL ME WITH YOUR WARM OGRE ♥♥♥
>when i ♥♥♥ i orgasm and my eyes roll into the back of my head
>repeat this every night
>eventually stop out of feeling like a total weirdo
>now im back to watching straight porn
>mfw i still think back to when for about half a year i unironically fapped to shrek like a weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥
1 6 Aug, 2016 @ 5:17pm 
@Bendz I would comment on your profile factual statemates based on how you literally live a lie, but you disabled them. You did the same thing on your ♥♥♥♥ youtube because you stole all your content. You literally make me sick. ♥♥♥
Bendz 5 Aug, 2016 @ 7:07pm 
BTW, his main is Silver 4
Cloockes 5 Aug, 2016 @ 3:13am 
On May 28, 2016, a three-year-old boy climbed into a gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden and was grabbed and dragged by Harambe, a 17-year-old Western lowland gorilla. Fearing for the boy's life, a zoo worker shot and killed Harambe. The incident was recorded on video and received broad international coverage and commentary, including controversy over the choice to kill Harambe. Jane Goodall, a leading primatologist and conservationist, believed the killing was justified under the circumstances, and that it highlighted the danger of zoo animals in close proximity to humans and the need for better standards of care.
Cloockes 2 Aug, 2016 @ 9:14pm 
I know that Fanboy and Chum Chum is a terrible show, but I can't help but love Kyle. I watch it just for him. I think I'm in love with him. Almost everyone in that show is really ugly, but there's something really attractive about Kyle. Like he would be really sexy if he wasn't animated in such an ugly art style. I'm obsessed with Kyle. I think about him all the time, and I can't stop thinking about him. I dream about him every night. I think I need help.
Cloockes 24 Jul, 2016 @ 12:05pm 
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senslmao? 16 Jun, 2016 @ 12:50am 
some things about garry's mod. :)
Lexo 4 Jun, 2016 @ 9:16pm 
Hey Man, It would be great to chat when you are around.
Bratwurst 30 May, 2016 @ 11:24am 
Something regarding facepunch!
B4dCompany 26 May, 2016 @ 8:37pm 
Can you accept me friends request please
1 25 Apr, 2016 @ 6:53pm 
I'm soo not an alt.
Cloockes 19 Mar, 2016 @ 10:18am 
Just remember what your old pal said: "Get in."
Cloockes 13 Feb, 2016 @ 6:24pm 
*Walks into Strip Club*
Me: Woah, some very nice women here.
*Shot glass slams on table*
Classy: Well, well, well. What do we have here?
Me: Hi, old buddy.
Classy: You have some nerve showing your face here after what you did.
Me: Classy, that was long ago...
*4 bouncers stand up next to Classy*
Classy: I think it's time you leave, Cloockes.
Me: *Unlights cigar and throws away in nearby bin* Make me.
Classy: *Signals the bouncers to attack Cloockes*
Me: *Unholsters M19-* *Gets shot multiple times rapidly*
Classical: Good job men.
Cloockes: *Dies*
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Didn't expect that ending huh? Thought I was some cliche ♥♥♥♥? Shame...
BeanBeater 13 Feb, 2016 @ 11:46am 
what dad?
2 12 Feb, 2016 @ 10:12pm 
Bharrh, my dad can like totally beat ur dad like lowkey 100%.
BeanBeater 11 Feb, 2016 @ 12:50pm 
Yea nice meme
2 10 Feb, 2016 @ 9:49pm 
My profile is the most perfect art gallery in the history of this past minute. I am truly blessed.
BeanBeater 7 Feb, 2016 @ 9:00am 
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Cloockes 20 Jan, 2016 @ 6:46pm 
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moistwetness 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:13pm 
Congrats with the first newborn boy!
moistwetness 31 Dec, 2015 @ 8:09pm 
Merry Christmas
moistwetness 31 Dec, 2015 @ 3:33pm 
Happy birthday!
moistwetness 24 Dec, 2015 @ 11:33am 
I hope you get cancer for chrismas c: :^)
BeanBeater 1 Nov, 2015 @ 6:58pm 
sexy af
2 27 Oct, 2015 @ 8:39pm 
Ayyy lmao:csgoa:
Cloockes 27 Oct, 2015 @ 8:38pm 
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Cloockes 27 Oct, 2015 @ 8:38pm 
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Jw 14 Oct, 2015 @ 4:44am 
send me a trade offer bud for my skin on lounge
elf 12 Oct, 2015 @ 8:28pm 
sup
Glowstick 9 Aug, 2015 @ 3:47am 
About a addon
Glowstick 9 Aug, 2015 @ 3:47am 
Can I please speak to you
croissant-siaou 28 Jan, 2015 @ 2:48pm 
Zis ist mein schwamp
Black Jesus 26 Jan, 2015 @ 9:59pm 
+rep puts ze lotion on ze skin
croissant-siaou 26 Dec, 2014 @ 12:22pm 
XD
:jarate:
moistwetness 26 Dec, 2014 @ 11:03am 
⊂_ヽ All..... For....... You....... ( ° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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croissant-siaou 25 Dec, 2014 @ 5:23pm 
xD which one? *gestures to closet full of severed ♥♥♥♥♥ belonging to permabanned players*
croissant-siaou 25 Dec, 2014 @ 3:33pm 
put the cookies and the milk in the baaasket
2 29 Nov, 2014 @ 7:05pm 
Nu, Yew!
2 27 Nov, 2014 @ 11:58pm 
:)
Cloockes 27 Nov, 2014 @ 4:22am 
:)