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her butt isnt really THAT big. pfp is bbl drizzy lmao

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this girl stinks BAD. donate for deodorant

added to the "killed" list

she farts and stinks when shes awake :/

I think that's how that would work

can't wait to be your brother in law

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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonalds with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shake weight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon just to get a chance to share a freshly baked pizza with you over Skype with a dial up connection.

roses r red, violets r blue, u just got pooped on, by winnie the pooh

Mom and dad just told me you were an accident.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMY

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-rep feminist

All I 👀 want are 🐓chicken🐓 tenders🍗
Fresh from the hands✋ of the 🍗tendie vendors
Chunks of 🐣chicken🐣 I will toss
Into spicy🍛 mustard sauce
👱Mommy👱, I am hungry - famished
Those nuggies on🔛 my 🍽plate🍽 have vanished
I suggest you get me ➕more➕
Now🕥, not later🕑, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!
I scream😱 and shout 😠 and wet 💦 my diapies
My bum🍑 needs soothing 💦wipey wipeys💦.
Do you want me to get a🅰️ rash😠?
😫Only you would be so🆘 brash😫 This is why my 👨daddy's👨 gone🏃
I'm 😞ashamed to call📲📲 you 👱mom👪.
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Tries to douse my 🔥flaming🔥 💢hate😡
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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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