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[goy peek] carbon 4 Mar @ 1:25pm 
i need u
Mad Dog Nicolas Maduro 26 Feb @ 2:55pm 
big cheeks big wins GG!:csgoct:
DZL 14 Feb @ 8:18am 
her butt isnt really THAT big. pfp is bbl drizzy lmao
DZL 9 Feb @ 4:57am 
idk if i need to mention something about shaving pits or what, that cant be down unda!
DZL 8 Feb @ 1:49am 
this girl stinks BAD. donate for deodorant
Unknown 27 Jan @ 2:58pm 
added to the "killed" list
DZL 24 Jan @ 12:03am 
she farts and stinks when shes awake :/
Kody 23 Jan @ 9:28pm 
I think that's how that would work
Kody 23 Jan @ 9:22pm 
can't wait to be your brother in law
Kody 23 Jan @ 8:37pm 
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DoubleY 18 Jan, 2025 @ 6:43pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
Fatal 21 Apr, 2024 @ 12:06am 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
Fatal 14 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Fatal 30 Mar, 2024 @ 11:14pm 
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;) 30 Apr, 2018 @ 2:39pm 
I would do battle with a pack of wild mountain lions inside of a handicapped stall at a local McDonalds with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shake weight super glued to my forehead as my only weapon just to get a chance to share a freshly baked pizza with you over Skype with a dial up connection.
;) 25 Apr, 2018 @ 2:07pm 
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Bon Joi 15 Feb, 2018 @ 11:21pm 
Mom and dad just told me you were an accident.
Penis Mogger 5 Feb, 2018 @ 8:46pm 
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Joey 8 Jan, 2018 @ 1:03pm 
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GodFather 17 Oct, 2017 @ 12:38pm 
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b1bbly 16 Oct, 2017 @ 7:19pm 
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DoubleW 14 Sep, 2017 @ 10:51pm 
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CHILD SUP0RT 19 Jul, 2017 @ 12:19am 
-rep feminist
Teriyaki Bukkake 18 Jul, 2017 @ 10:48pm 
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👱Mommy 😭cries 😭, and fills my 🍽 plate 🍽
Tries to douse my 🔥flaming🔥 💢hate😡
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UFO 6 Jul, 2017 @ 2:54pm 
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GodFather 28 May, 2017 @ 3:22am 
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6blk 21 Mar, 2017 @ 8:44pm 
hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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Have a wonderful weekend <3
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