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17 Feb, 2022 @ 10:48am 
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15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:58am 
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'been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't Coomed yet! It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machine-gun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist ONCE AGAIN!

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15 Feb, 2022 @ 9:58am 
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Well, time to get some breakfast. Actually a...a little Coom first wouldn't hurt...
19 Oct, 2019 @ 3:54am 
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16 Aug, 2016 @ 12:27pm 
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1 Jul, 2016 @ 6:47am 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.
26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:20am 
Zeit für ein dudududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududu-duel
26 Jun, 2016 @ 11:00am 
fist me daddy?
12 Jun, 2016 @ 9:41am 
Poscal der mit dem gumibärendick :SBpenguin:
5 Jun, 2016 @ 3:42am 
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28 Mar, 2016 @ 3:33pm 
hi Ebola-kun its me your friend ^-^ you said this is your favourite animee!~ isnt she so kawaii? sayonara sorsby-san!
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24 Feb, 2016 @ 7:22am 
Ein arabischer Gelehrter hat mal gesagt:

للأعيان وعدد أعبحت الشعببانية يتم ماعية و تعيينهمللأعياننواب حسب الدستور المعدل عام أصبحت إسبانيا دولة قانون إجتماعية و ديمقراطية تحت نظام ملكي برلماني. الملك منصبه فخري و رن و واحدئيس الوزراء هو الحاكم الفعلي للبلاد. البرلمان الإسباني مقسم الى مجلسين واحد للأعيا وعدد أعضاء يبل عين و واحد للنواب و عدد نتائج الانتخابات نائب. نتائج الانتخابات الأخير مباشرة من أصبحت الشعبسنوات، بينما سنوات،

Krass, oder??
ich hab sogar geweint, vor allem an dieser Stelle: ء يبل عين و واحد للنو
23 Feb, 2016 @ 7:22am 
< ̄`ヽ、       / ̄>
 ゝ、  \ /⌒ヽ,ノ  /´
   ゝ、 `( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥
     >     ,ノ
     ∠_,,,/´”
24 Dec, 2015 @ 5:10am 
….............☆
…….…... *♥*
……… ...*•♥•*
…… ... *♥♫♫♥*
… .... *♥•♦♫♦•♥*
...... *♥☺♥☺♥☺♥*
......*♥•♥#♠♫♠#♥•♥*
.....*♥♫♥♥♫♥♥♫♥♫♥*
....*♥♥☺♥♫♥♫♥☺♥♥*'
..*♥♥♣♫♥♣♥♥♣♥♫ ♣♥*'
'*♥♥♣♥♫♥♥♫♥♥♫ ♥♣♥*'
.......... ╬╬╬╬╬...........
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year :D
21 Dec, 2015 @ 7:39am 
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20 Dec, 2015 @ 1:28pm 
Nichts wäre mir lieber als eine Analrasur mit diesem Jungen, außerordentlich hübschen jungen Mann..ich würde Pascal so gerne mal, mein dickes und haariges genital, Anal, einführen. Pascal, i Luv u with all my ♥♥♥♥.:awkward:
19 Dec, 2015 @ 11:01am 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
8 Dec, 2015 @ 11:45am 
wurde*
8 Dec, 2015 @ 11:45am 
Würde gerne den Analspreitzer88 kaufen, würde mir seriös von diesem Herren angeboten
2 Dec, 2015 @ 8:02am 
HAX :awkward:
21 Nov, 2015 @ 2:28pm 
:thepentagram: :thepentagram: MEIN ANUS BRRENNT WENN ICH DICH SEH! :thepentagram: :thepentagram:
8 Nov, 2015 @ 5:28am 
Monster, Monster, Mo-Mo-Mo-Monster!
:Ageha:
7 Nov, 2015 @ 9:20am 
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5 Nov, 2015 @ 10:31am 
< ̄`ヽ、       / ̄>
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   ゝ、 `( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /
     >     ,ノ  
     ∠_,,,/´”