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I wanna be a billionaire so I can buy a private island, get ripped with a personal trainer until I can bend ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steel beams, and capture the most attractive onlyfans femboys, pump them full of estrogen until they grow boobies, lose all body hair and most muscle mass, and they can barely maintain an erection, and set them free on my island. Then, I will hunt them by myself, naked, with a big ass knife and a tranquilizer gun and when I catch them one by one I rape their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ until their butts look like an asteroid impact crater. Then, repeat the process until they develop such a severe case of Stockholm syndrome that they can’t move ten feet away from me without having a total mental breakdown and falling into a coma.

So we've been married for 8 years and my husband is pretty vanilla, and I'm the main initiator of Fortnite. We did not engage in premarital Fortnite, and after our child was born, Fortnite was not even regular.

Anyway, just the other day I was feeling frisky and after our child was put to sleep I turned to him and third-partied him deeply. He reciprocated and it became a full-on rank grinding session on PS5. I was wearing a large skull trooper t-shirt . Things got heavy, but that skull trooper t-shirt stayed on. So hot.

We got 3 dubs and asked if he wanted more. He nodded and I went down abit more, making enthusiastic shield slurping sounds. Then I crawled back up and whispered in his ears- Can you crank my 90’s, please? (The ethnic word for a woman's privates).

He more than cranked it. I had never felt so much pleasure and I Victory Royale’d twice that night. I gave him my Fortnite ID to add friend too. So heavenly, makes me tingle thinking about it.

I'm definitely going to start asking for what I want...

AITA for pulling out a glock 17 on my teacher because she said “I don’t know , can you?”

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