Recent reviews by JackieRipper

Have you ever wanted the exact opposite experience of Left 4 Dead or other zombie mob 'survival' games where you can have 500 ass-wipes beating your skull in for a full minute, and walk out completely fine because the world is chock full of fully equipped med-kits and painkillers?

This is that experience.

You will kill 5 zombies and die from an infected cut on your hand because you busted out a window on the side of a building and didn't clear out the glass properly.
You will fight ONE zombie, win and then get flanked by a guy who rounded the corner behind you and of course you couldn't SEE him since you don't have eyes in the back of your head, so the crunch of him stepping on glass got lost in the fight and noise you're sporting a brand new hickey on your carotid.
You will find, contemplate and ultimately abandon dozens of guns ranging from simple handguns to full riot shotguns. Not because of the sound they may make, but because you're too busy carrying a gallons worth of canned soup so you don't die of hunger and this world had backpacks stricken from existence to punish us for skipping arm day.
You will finally get a proper house to defend and live within, but ultimately go insane as boredom, anxiety and fear overtake your character since you ran out of crosswords a week ago and the TV service finally died.

Everything is simulated for the proper zombie experience, from the glorious moment you get to breath in a bathroom after fighting off 7 walkers for a single cupboards worth of bandages, all the way to walking around a corner and face-checking a zombie; getting bit, and then promptly dealing with a deep laceration that makes you bleed out within minutes because you forgot or ignored the fact that a dress-skirt and tank-top aren't 'survival gear'.