stupid green dragon

Grr

So i was watching rick and morty right, and it was just a casual night and i was just watching rick and morty. Well, out of nowhere the funniest ♥♥♥♥ happened. Rick and Morty, Season 3, Episode 3, 56 seconds in. At the time, this was happening, The scientist guy, Rick, was nowhere to be found. Morty tried to look for him but all he found was just a mere little pickle on the desk. You know what happened? He heard ricks voice, somewhere around the room. Morty used a screwdriver to flip the pickle over and...you’ll never believe this, IT WAS RICK! HE WAS A PICKLE!! I kid you not, he’s called PICKLE RICK! PICKLE RICK!!! LMAO!!!! I was rolling on the floor laughing! My chest was in pain and i almost felt that i was going to suffocate!! Funniest ♥♥♥♥ i’d ever seen, i’ll tell you that. Im still laughing thinking about it. Awww man, you had to be there. It was just so funny.

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

hey im lost in the supermarket and cant find my mom. can you repost this to pass it on to her?

oh hey didn’t see you there sorry I was too busy gaming😂 I’m just an average girl who likes fortnite 😂 I be at home on a friday night with pizza, gaming on my PlayStation 360 while hoes are out getting drunk. they watch makeup tutorials I watch minecraft tutorials 😂 I’m a girl