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r0m0 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:46pm 
Based Cuck:corncob:
jo3l 16 Aug, 2017 @ 12:12pm 
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Crit 4 Jun, 2017 @ 9:19pm 
Your hair, white as snow
With a shirt covered in flames
I jerk off to Guy's Grocery Games!
All I want is to feel you inside me
I would kneel down, as you pull down my pants and deep fry me
Anything you want, Guy, vanilla or kinky.
My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can stretch, so insert more than a pinky
Put your whole fist in me, I promise I'll make it real stinky!
I swear to you, Guy, I swear that I'm tasty
I'm your.. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Thanksgiving turkey, baste me!
Any whole of mine, is yours to pound
I'm begging you, Guy, take me to Flavour Town
You could pulverize me with a strap-on harness
You could ♥♥♥ on my face and call it a garnish!
Guy, when I watch you eat ♥♥♥♥ on TV.
I see the passion in your eyes
Whether you're chowing on chicken tendies
Or just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' handful of fries
Smash Mouth, yeah, you look like their lead singer
Down South, is where I wanna go to find your big dinger.
Emperor of America 22 May, 2017 @ 2:49pm 
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bocchi the ♥♥♥♥ 16 Feb, 2017 @ 4:59pm 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
xSnowFall 14 Jan, 2017 @ 3:36pm 
noice meme