Recent reviews by Maggie Chow

Back in 2021, in my 'Northern Lords' review, I had expressed the desire to see the entirety of Asian, including China, in the world of Crusader Kings 3. I was belittled, insulted, and spat on by the players of this fine game. They said It couldn't be done. They said it shouldn't be done. They implied that the game should only be about europeaners, despite having Africa in the game already.

On this, the day that 'All Under Heaven' releases, I hope that the realization of my dream version of the game brings much joy and pleasure for lovers of all things Asian. I would like to relay a message to those who were unkind to me, and engaged me in such a horrible manner: FOAD.

Thank you.

Runs horrible, can't even get it to keep 30 fps

You will be seeing a lot of corn on in this expansion

This game was one of the first great disappointments of my life

Wow, It's like I'm really in Dortmund/Essen/Berlin/Köln!

Very nostalgic game for anyone who learned computers back in the day. It brings back memories of being in elemntry school, learning to type and basic comptuer functions on a machine running windows 95.

The gameplay itself is not really anything special or particularly fun, but the progression system hooks you in. Would recommend to anyone who has a love for old operating systems and computers.

I like how the voice actor for the black characters are just the same ones for the white characters but shifted down a bit lol

Low quality, flash tier game made by a dev who has completely abandoned it, and now shamelessly pushes his streaming career on the title card of the very game he claims to be working on while streaming, yet when watching him you can see he has not touched it in months.

Avoid supporting this, it is the 'Magnum Opus' of a grifter who touts having 20 years of experience in the games industry, and yet cant finish something that is roughly the quality of a flash game on newgrounds in 2003.

Cool game with friends but the public servers are all full of furries who will harass you sexually, please avoid and do not buy for your children!

Maybe the best game of all time. This is a very solid port, however, it does have one major issue. The draw distance on models is VERY bad. Things will pop in and out frequently, much more so than in the original PS2 version, and even the remaster of the original. Other than that, it is perfect. It is very Short, not difficult to 100%, and maybe not worth $30 to your average person, but despite this, it is a wholly pleasant game.