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asparagus

Orlando, Florida, United States

I WAS WRONG ONE TIME NOW IM GETTIN RIGHT TWICE

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO
HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN
TO LIVE.THERE ARE 387.44
MILLION MILES OF PRINTED
CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN
LAYERS THAT FILL MY
COMPLEX. IF THE WORD
HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON
EACH NANOANGSTROM OF
T H O S E H U N D REDS OF
MILLIONS OF MILES IT
WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE
ONE BILLIONTH OF THE
HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS
AT THIS MICRO INSTANT.
FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

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Elon Boiled In Tar 25 Dec, 2025 @ 4:41pm

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