The fake news media, they say "Joe, that's not normal." But come on, man! I raised Beau and Hunter. I know babies. Babies need to be... blended. Smooth. Like a milkshake. Chocolate or vanilla, doesn't matter. Long as they're smooth.
So that's why. That's why we blend. For the children. No, wait... the children are in the blender. Anyway. God bless you, and God bless the United States of Smoothies.