Everything doesn't go right? Go left."
"If life gives you question, Google the answer."
"Keep your opinion to yourself unless you're being asked."
"Read the manual or readme first before use."
"Whenever someone does something good for you, do something good for someone else. If someone gives you a gift, give someone else a gift. If someone compliments you, then give compliments to someone else."

"If you're planning to buy a games on Steam but not gonna play it anytime soon, buy it as a gift instead, might be come in handy somehow."

"Whatever you do, always assume that the internet is a dangerous place. Why? Because IT IS!"