+rep Good player 💜
+rep Amazing Tactics 👌
+rep Epic Clutch ✌
+rep Clutch 👍
+rep Killing Machine *_*
+rep 1Tap Only 👊
+rep Insane Skills 👌
+rep One shot, one kill. No luck, just skill ✔
+rep Top Player 🔝
+rep Thx for carry 👍
+rep Epic Comeback 👍
+rep Good Teammate 🎮
-rep known hacker took $750 from me

Girl- Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy- NO
Girl- Do you even like me?
Boy- NO
Girl- Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy- NO
she heard enough and walked away
he grabbed her arm
Boy- Your not pretty…. your beautiful
I don’t want to be with you forever……. I need to be with you forever
I don’t like you….. I love you
I wouldn’t cry if you walked away… I would die if you walked away
Boy- Please stay with me
Girl- I will

tonight at midnight your true love will realize he loves you
something good will happen to you @ 1-4 p.m.
tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!!!
get ready for the shock of your life!
If you don’t post this on 5 other comments.. you will have bad mucus for the next 10 years

In the year 130 BC Jon Arbuckle climbed atop a mountain, once he reached the peak he found two tablets made of stone. As Jon reached out to grab them lightning struck the tablets, once Jon had regained his vision he inspected the tablets further. There were now inscriptions glowing from the two tablets, and they smelled of lasagna. These tablets are what we base true ascension on, any deviation from these commandments will result in an instant kick from the Church of Garfield.
I - Thou shalt have no other gods before Garfield
II - Thou shalt not worship any objects other than lasagna
III - Thou shalt not use Garfield's name in vain
IV - Worship Garfield on Fridays
V - Honor all days of the week, except Monday
VI - Thou shalt not kill, unless it involves lasagna thievery
VII - Thou shalt commit acts of adultery
VIII - Thou shalt not steal another's lasagna
IX - Thou shalt not lie to any members of the Church of Garfield
X - Thou shalt not be jealous of another's lasagna recipes

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This comment is 444Hz "The Loko Frequency"

The Love of your life wants to drink Four Loko with you

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You must repost this before 24 hrs is over or you'll lose your ability to raise your donger forever.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

Little Suzy B. Dong thought this was just some spam, so she ignored it. The next morning, being the good donger she was, she tried to raise her dongers. To her despair, she found that she could not raise her dongers. Don't make Suzy's mistake.