They're to damn sexual with their tight clothes and muscley arm with popping veins. It makes me so mad I just want to wrestle them to the ground. But they're probably stronger than me and they'd pin me down and start kissing me. That's how you catch the gay. Next thing you know you don't find your wife attractive no more and you're sneaking out while she's asleep to go to the glory hole off I-80. That's how you catch a cold sore you gotta tell your ugly wife that it was from sharing a beer. You swear you'll never go back, so you start a grinder account and find a few guys to start running a train on you and go to your car and cry for a few hours. All you can think about is leaving your ♥♥♥♥♥ wife and spoiled ass kids to please men who are way more endowed than you. But you always just go back to the hellscape you call home. You pray it away the best you can but Satan always brings the nasty desires back. You end up buying the same soap as Todd so you can just smell him again.

TLDR: Homosexuals are ruining America and we need to protect our children.