Breedable

Even after you can’t get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.

I’ll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you’ll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I’ll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you’ll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would ♥♥♥ inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly.

would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in you and every night I would ♥♥♥ in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my ♥♥♥♥ stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you’ll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn’t even care if you are already pregnant, I’ll ♥♥♥♥ you while you’re pregnant and you’ll get double pregnant. I’ll fill you with so much ♥♥♥ every day that you’ll look pregnant even when you aren’t (which you’ll never be after we’re married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I’d give you fertility drugs, I’d give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn’t let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm.

I want your mouse

This player is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill +rep