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You sound like a virgin, no offense intended, and just seeing your comment history im pretty sure you are the stereotypical 4chinner. Anyways im pretty attractive and in shape and I get constantly asked for my phone number (at the gym/walking on the street/picking up my dry cleaning) and I have rejected multiple women and never have i ever gotten a bad reaction.

So take it from someone that has actually talked to girls, many of them get rejected multiple times, just not by guys like you, but rather by guys like me

AITA For quoting Morbius?

I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep took me out to dinner the other night at Olive Garden. I didn't even have a chance to reach for the check! Afterwards we went to see Marvel's "Ant-Man". The plot was great and the action scenes seemed really well developed. There was a little making-out between us (I won't go into details LOL), and it was overall a great viewing experience. I'm so glad Ant-Man beat that bad guy! He drove me home afterwards and walked me to my door like a real gentleman. I invited him inside for a glass of wine (and maybe something else if you get what I mean LOL), but he had to work early the next day so he politely declined. I hope he asks me out again because I enjoyed myself very much and was glad I finely found a man with a less than average endoyment (if you know what I mean LOL). Some men of ethnic racial statuses intimidate me a little more than normal individuals when I'm just trying to blow some shaft. Anyway, great night!

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"hummina hummina, now that's a Dame!"
It is in the cruel month of November that many brave souls still keep up the good fight.
The one-eyed serpant dripeth, this Dame shall be your bane!

"AWOOGA AWOOGA", fore a Gamer Girl's been spotted.
As they hit themselves with hammers, Jaws thumping on the floor
Hearts beat "Bu-Dump Bu-Dump Bu-Dump" eyes shoot violently out their sockets!
Drooling from the ♥♥♥♥ and Ball, No Nut November... Is no more!

hehe, a gamer girl in a McDonald’s? What could a pretty thing like her do in here? She likes food aswell?? Hehehe, my time to shine!

Excuse me, m’lady. How can I be of service to your perfect figure? I noticed your mario T-shirt and noticed that you are a “gamer girl”. I myself am a gamer boy, so we can get along just fine...

A bathroom you say? Well, why would a pretty gamer girl like yourself need one when you’ve got my mouth right here :smiley:

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I'm telling you, Ethan is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Red Bull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they help contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids." And then he bunnyhopped out the door.

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tongue rolls out of mouth

AWOOOGA AWOOOGA

Heart repeatedly beats in and out of chest as steam comes out of ears

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hits self on head with mallet

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tongue rolls out of mouth

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Heart repeatedly beats in and out of chest as steam comes out of ears

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hits self on head with mallet

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tongue rolls out of mouth

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When I was a kid, I once took a drinking straw and blew air into my piss hole just to see what would happen. There was a weird gurgling sound, like boiling soup. Scared the hell out of me. I was worried I broke something.

Stupid kid. That's not how blowjobs work.

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When you're out with the Lads on the town, having an absolutely top notch time until about two, when Charlie says he's hungry and wants to go to KFC. Now Charlie is a top lad, but Matt is just the Archbishop of Banterbury, and he suggets you go for a Cheeky Nandos. Obviosly this is agreed by everyone, and you say "lets smash it"

Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that ♥♥♥♥♥♥s are not human!

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I work as a line cook in a restaurant and one of my co-workers is constantly looking for religious images to appear in the food we prepare. Sometimes it's the burn marks on the toast or a pattern on a dirty pan that might look like a crucifix... Just a few weeks ago he asked if I saw the image of Jesus burned into a well done steak. I actually feel a bit bad for the guy because I really think might have some mental health issues that stem from nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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It is like saying that Mickey Mouse killed Bruce Lee. Like wtf man at least show me some proof. I keep telling you all that there is no reason for diabetic mouse that owns a dog which is also his slave for sex to do anything with ancient Japanese superhero. Where is your proof you mongoloid subhuman trash? Come on, tell me that it is possible for a Mouse to win over guy that literally flies as it was described during late 20th century. I am forcing you, tell me or show me the proof! There is no reason for this kind of mongoloid subhuman trash comment so please get off of the internet! Comments from underage "furries" that jerk off to their pet cat are disguisting to me! Mickey didn't kill Bruce! If you dare to say it to my face I will personally come to your house with my boi Jaku Chan and Bruce Lee and beat your mongoloid subhuman trash so hard you wish Mickey was there to fist you as you screech from pain. ♥♥♥ please

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