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This game has a ton of potential to be awesome, but the CEO of Star Vault is absolutely incompetent and is lying to himself about the state of the game. He was warned time and time again by players during the beta "it's not ready, delay release" and every time he responded "everything will be fixed by Jan 25th". Jan 25th came, and the game didn't even have a login queue implemented. So many basic features most players take for granted aren't in yet or are half broken. For example, you can't rebind keys on the hotbars, or bind the autorun key to a mouse button. A week into release, the devs are rolling back 24 hours because they decided to release a patch just before the end of their work day and no one was there to monitor the game's status, and of course everything broke. There's really no other word to describe it than "joke".

Game of the Year, 20XX

Game owns

game of the year 20-forever

Hearthstone and Magic the Gathering had a baby, it's this game, and it's good.

Pretty fukken rad